Hindi Funny Shayari and Status
दुनिया को भूल कर सपनो मे खो जाओ,
किसी को अपना बनालो या किसी के हो जाओ,
अगर कुछ नही भी कर सकते हो तो,
कोई बात नही चादर तकिया लो और सो जाओ.
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Funny Text Message to Send a Guy
Aap ek mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein aate ho sms ki tarah,
dil mein bas jate ho ring tone ki tarah,
mohbbat aapki hai network ki tarah,
hum ko na bhool jana balance ki tarah.
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Mirza Ghalib Funny Intezaar Shayari
4 Ghante Girlfriend Ka Wait Krne Ke Baad,
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“Ghalib” Ne Arz Kiya! Inteha Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki,
Inteha Ho Gayi Intezaar Ki,
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Ghar Chalta Hu Aasi ki taisi Aise Pyar ki.
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Whatsapp Funny Jokes Related to Marriage
Aisi kya DUA Du apko Jo,
apke Labo Pe hansi ke Phool khila de,
Bas Yahi Dua hai meri Rab Se Ki,
KHUDA Jaldi Se apki Shadi kara de.
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Oye hoye muskurahat to dekho
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Funny Dosti Shayari in Hindi
Accha dost zindagi ko jannat banata hai,
Isliye Meri qadar kiya karo,
Warna fir kehte firoge,
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Bahti hawa sa tha wo Yaar hamara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo
Hindi Translation :-
अच्छा दोस्त ज़िन्दगी को जन्नत बनाता है,
इसलिए मेरी कदर किया करो,
वरना फिर कहते फिरोगे,
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बहती हवा सा था वो यार हमारा था वो
कहाँ गया उसे ढूढो.
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Hindi Funny Shayari on Dosti
Life me Kabhi humari dosti pe shak ho,
To Akele me 1 sikka uchal lena,
Agar head to we r frnds or tails ho to,
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Palat dena yaar, Akele me Kon dekhta h.
Hindi translation :-
लाइफ मे कभी हमारी दोस्ती पे शक हो,
तो अकेले मे 1 सिक्का उछाल लेना,
अगर head तो we are friends ओर tails हो तो,
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पलट देना यार, अकेले मे कौन देखता है.
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Funny Message in Hindi for Whatsapp
Arz kiya hai,
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Khushi wo Chiz hai jis se Gum bhulaya jata hai,
Aur . . . . . . . . . . . .
Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost Jis se Lifafa chipkaya jata hai
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Hindi Funny Shayari Collection
Laughing Shayaris in Hindi
Na rabba dukh na dena mere dosto ko,
mujhe chahe sukh ka pahad dede,
ghume nayi cycle par yaar mera,
mujhe chahe purani ferrari car dede.
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Funny Jokes Between Best Friends
Bhul gaye? Ya! Bhulana chahte ho?,
Door kar diya? Ya! Jana chahte ho?,
Ajma liya? Ya Ajmana chahte ho?,
msg to kr diya kro Hath tut gye hai,
ya tudvana chate ho.
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Funny 2 Line Whatsapp Status in Hindi
Roz Rote hue kehti hai Zindagi mujhse,
Ek Degree ki khaatir mujhe yun Barbaad na kar.
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Funny Joke in Hindi for Whatsapp
Hindi Funny Shayari On Tajmahal
Tajmahal ko dekh ke bola sahajahan ka pota,
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Tajmahal ko dekh ke bola sahajahan ka pota,
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Aaj humara bhi bank balance hota,
agar budha ishq mein paglaya na hota.
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Best Funny Shayari Sms Ever
“KHUSHI” Jab Biwi pregnant ho,
“DARR” Jab Girlfriend Pregnant ho,
“KHAUFF” Jab dono Pregnant ho,
“HADSA” pata chale ki aap dono ke Baap nahi ho.
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Funny Shayari Status for Whatsapp
Chamkate chand ko neend aane lagi,
Apki khushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,
Dekh ke apko har kali gungunane lagi,
Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe bhi neend aane lagi.
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Funny Jokes to Make People Laugh
Funny Shayari for Anniversary
Main Wo Nahi ke Shadi Hui Aur Badal Gaya,
Mera Wahi Mizaaz Wahi zauk Hoga,
Shadi Se Pehle Bhi Mujhe Shadi Ka Shauq H,
Shadi ke Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shauq Hoga.
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Laughing Shayaris
Funny Shayari in Hindi with Photo
Aap Ko yaad Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai,
Bhula na pana Aadat Ki Baat Hai,
Aap Se bichhad ke Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai,
Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai.
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Hindi Funny Shayari Boy and Girl
Har Gunah Ki Aapko Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Kabhi Pani Na Aaye Aapki Aankho Me,
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai
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Funny Whatsapp Chutkule & Comedy Jokes
Girlfriend Funny Jokes in Roman
Mooli Gajar Ka Noor Aap Par Barse
Aapke Pyar Ko Aalu Tamatar Bhi Tarse
Aapki Zindagi Mein Aaye Itne tinde Ke
Aap Kuchh Bhi Aur Khane Ko Tarse
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Funny Summer Season Hindi Shayari
ना मुस्कुराने को जी चाहता है
ना कुछ खाने-पीने, ना सोने को जी चाहता है
ये गर्मी का मौसम तड़पता है दिन रात
सब छोड़ कर अब शिमला चले जाने को जी चाहता है
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Funny Shayari on Yaad
आप को याद करना रोज़ की बात है,
भुला ना पाना आदत की बात है,
आप से बिछड़ के रहना कयामत की बात है,
मगर आप को झेलना हिम्मत की बात है
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Funny Shayari Between Girl and Boy
हर गुनाह की आपको माफी है
आप जो रोए तो बहुत ना इंसाफी है
कभी पानी ना आए आपकी आँखो मे,
बहने के लिए तो आपकी नाक ही काफ़ी है
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Best Funny Shayari SmS
मूली गाजर का नूर आप पर बरसे
आपके प्यार को आलू टमाटर भी तरसे
आपकी ज़िंदगी में आए इतने टिंडे के
आप कुछ भी और खाने को तरसे
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Hindi Joke Shayari
Hindi Funny Shayari for Friends
रह-रह कर दिल मे एक शोर हो रहा है
बिन मेसेज के दिल बोर हो रहा है
कही ऐसा तो नही
मेरा एक प्यारा सा दोस्त अब तक
घर मे कपड़े धो रहा है
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Funny Dosti Shayari Sms
Hum hawao K rukne ka intezaar nahi karte,
Hum fizao K thamne ka intezaar nahi karte,
Jab Dil karta h to kr lete h SMS,
Hum kanjuso K SMS ka intezaar nahi karte.
हम हवाओं के रुकने का इंतेज़ार नही करते,
हम फिजाओं के थमने का इंतेज़ार नही करते,
जब दिल करता है तो कर लेते ह sms,
हम कंजूसो के sms का इंतेज़ार नही करते
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Funny Friendship Shayari in Hindi
Funny Dosti Shayari in Hindi
Pyar karne wale deewane ho jate hai,
shadi karne wale sharabi ho jate hai,
divorce dene wale devdas ho jate hai,
magar dosti karne wale dilwale ho jate hai.
hindi translation :-
प्यार करने वाले दीवाने हो जाते है,
शादी करने वाले शराबी हो जाते है,
डाइवोर्स देने वाले देवदास हो जाते है,
मगर दोस्ती करने वाले दिलवाले हो जाते है
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Hindi Funny Shayari for Boyfriend
Life Me PAISA,
PYAR . . . . . . . .,
DOST . . . . . . . . ,
Sab Aate Hai Par,
Toote Hue Daant nahi Aate,
Message Kiya Karo Warna,
Kasam se Haste Hue Bahut sharmaoge.
hindi translation :-
लाइफ मे पैसा,
प्यार . . . . . . . .,
दोस्त . . . . . . . . ,
सब आते है पर,
टूटे हुए दाँत नही आते,
मेसेज किया करो वरना,
कसम से हँसते हुए बहुत शरमाओगे.
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Very Funny Boy and Girl Jokes
Pehli Jab dekha to Laga Wo Meri Hai
Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain
Izhaar Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya
Ab Jaake Jana Ke wo to Behri Hai.
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Funny Shayari on Summer Season
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye garmi ka mausam tadpata hai din raat
Sab Chhod Kar Ab shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
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Funny SmS in Hindi Send to Your Friends
Funny Shayari Girl and Boy
Dil Todne Wala Dil Ka Dard Kya Jaane
Pyar Ke Riwazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane
Kitni dikkate Hoti Hai Ladki Pataane Mein
Ye Ghar Baitha ladki ka Baap Kya Jaane.
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Hindi Funny Shayari
Hindi Joke Shayari in Hindi 140 Words
Aaj Tum Pe Puri raat Barsat Hogi
Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi
yaad na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera
Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi.
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Unlimited Funny Jokes and Shayari
Tumhara Naam aaina Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
Dil Rakhu To Toot Jaoge
Chalo Bijli Rakhta Hoon
Chhod Kar Jaoge To thodi der Baad Wapis Aa Jaoge.
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Funny Indian Jokes That Make You Laugh
Funny Jokes Shayari and SmS
Wo Kehti Hai Rooth Kar Humse
Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehanga Ho Gaya Hai
Kaun Samjhaye Us Pagli Ko
Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai.
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Non Veg Funny Shayari in Hindi
dil todne ki saza nahi milti,
dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti,
ladkiya to bahut fas jaati hai mere dost,
bas unhe thokne ki jagah nahi milti.
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funny shayari on love in hindi
Mohabbat ki tumse bahut sochne ke baad,
kisi ko nahi dekha tumhe dekhne ke baad,
Dunia chod denge tumhe jo mil jao,
kaash khuda hame maaf kre itna juth bolne ke baad.
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2 Line Hindi Funny Shayari On Girlfriend
gulab ke phool ko todege to kanta lag jaayega,
ladki ko jo cheda to mooh pe chanta lag jayega.
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Funny Shayari SmS In Hindi For Girl
Pehli Nazar Me Laga ki Wo Meri Hai,
Aankhe Uski Jheel Se bhi Gehri Hai,
Purpose Kar Ke Thak Gaya main,
Tab Jana Saali bachpan se Behri Hai.
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Hindi Funny Shayari
Hindi Funny Shayari For Girlfriend
Subah shaam thaari ghani yaad aave hai,
Saari raat manne pher ya jagave hai,
Karne ko to karlu call tanne per customer care,
Ki wa boori chori baar-baar mera balance low batave hai.
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Comedy Shayari Sms In Hindi
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husan ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
Aur unke hath ko dekho peele ho gaye.
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Hindi Funny Shayari And Jokes
ek boy ne apni girl friend ko date par bulaya,
wo late aayi to ye sher sunaya,
falak pe sitaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
dusri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab aa rahi hai.
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Hindi Funny Sher O Shayari
garmi mein kulfi ka maza aata hai,
thandi mein coffee ka maza aata hai,
hum waterfall ki tarah sms karte hai,
apka reply muncipality ke pani ki tarah aata hai.
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Funny Joke Shayari On Friends
sharifo mein koi chor nahi hota,
khawab mein koi or nahi hota,
library mein koi shor nahi hota,
or ham se jo kare dosti wo,
life mein kabhi bor nahi hota.
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Funny Shayaris In Hindi
Jab Jab Aata Hai Ye Barsaat Ka Mausam,
Teri Yaad hardum sath Hoti Hai Humdum,
Socha Iss Mausam Me Yaad Nahi Karenge,
par iss mausam mein chata yaad aata h humdum.
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Funny Mobile Sms In Hindi
kaash hum aap ka mobile number hote,
har waqt aap ko yaad to kiya hota,
bhale aap humein bhoola bhi dete par,
hume bichadne ki khabar to sab ko dete.
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Hindi Funny Shayari
Comedy Shero Shayari in Hindi
Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying,
Tumse baat karne ko I keep trying,
Jab tu door jaye I feel like crying,
Arre itna mat jhad per chad I was just lying.
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Hindi Funny Shayari for Wife
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq ladao office wali se,
Flirt karo padosh wali se.
pyar kro dilwali se,
Ankh ladao sali se,
aur maar khao ghar wali se.
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Funny Shayari on Friends Forever
Shero Shayari Funny In Hindi
ladki agar apni marzi se pat jaye to pyar,
Agar dost pata de to uphar,
Agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
Aur agar khud pata kar ghar le aao to hahakar.
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Hindi Jokes Shayari
Har geet ko main ab gaati nahi,
Har saaz ko main ab gungunati nahi,
Darr lagta hai mujhe tez hawaon se ab,
Isliye to ghar ke bahar bhi main akeli jaati nahi.
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Funny Shayari and Jokes
Hum Itne Sweet Nahi, Ki Diabeties Ho jaye,
Na Itne Salty Ki, B.P. Badha Jaye,
Na Itna Tasty Ki Maza Aajaye,
Par Itne Kadwe Bhi Nahi Ki Yaad Na Aaye.
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Hindi Funny Shayari On Girls
College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai,
Office Wali Chalu Aur Fiki-fiki Hoti Hai,
Ghar Waali Mein Test Nahi Aata,
Station Waali Sasti zyada Hoti Hai.
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Funny Shayari in Hindi for Girlfriend and Boyfriend
Hindi Funny Shayari On Friends
Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chod Do,
Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chod Do,
Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chod Do,
Kisne Kaha aapse Humse Baat Karna Chod Do.
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Hindi Funny Shayari
Hindi Funny Shayari for Girlfriend and Boyfriend
Subaah ko yaad aayi to bohat miss kiya,
Dophar ko yaad aayi to chota sa flying kiss kiya,
Shaam ko yaad aayi to bada sa smoocth kiya,
Jab jaan par ban aayi to hath se kaam chala liya.
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Funny Comedy Jokes In Hindi
Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
Bhai sahab Laal Kile ka kitna loge,
Jawab mila: Bechna nahi hai bhai.
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Funny Status Messages in English
Comedy par Shayari In Hindi
Humpe mar ke munni badnaam ho gayi,
jalebi bai bhi na-jaane kyu sare aam ho gayi,
Akele ho gye the inn sab ke bina,
kambakhto acha hua ki sheela jawan ho gayi.
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Funny Shero Shayari in Hindi
Paani Mein Gira Rumal To Rumal Gila Hai,
Aasman Mein Dekha To Aasman Bhi Neela Hai,
Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hai Par,
Mein Karu To Sala Character Dhila Hai.
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Hindi Funny Shayari on Love
Phoolo mein ab wo nami na hogi,
haseeono ki ab yaha kami na hogi,
chaya hai sab pe pyaar ka junoon,
dekho besak jaake clg mein akeli na hogi.
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Hindi Funny Sher O Shayari
Ye Badal Ye karkarati Bijli Sirf Aapke Liye,
Ye Mausam Ye Hawa Sirf Aapke Liye,
8 Mahine Beet Gaye Aap Ko Nahaye Hue,
Ye Bewaqt Baarish Sirf Aapke Liye.
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Funny Joke of the Day for Adults
Double Meaning Hindi Funny Shayari
Ye sangmarmar sa tarasha gora badan,
boond-boond pighalta shabab,
hoton se laga ke dekho kashish kaisi hai,
kambakht ye vanila icecream cheez hi aisi hai.
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Hindi Funny Shayari SmS
Hindi Funny Shayari For Girlfriend
Ajeeb si Halat Hai ek Tere Jane Ke Baad,
Bhook Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad,
Mere Paas 4 Samose The Jo Maine Kha Liye,
2 Tere Aane Se Pehle 2 Tere jaane ke baad.
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Comedy Shayari in Hindi
Gulab Ka Fool Bago Me Khil Raha Hai,
Chameli Ka Fool Chaman Me Mahek Raha Hai,
Kamal Ka Fool Pani Me Tair Raha Hai,
or April Ka Fool Mera SMS Padh Raha Hai .
April Fool Day SmS
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Short Funny Jokes for Students
Funny Jokes To Impress A Girl
Girlfriend barf ke gole ki tarah hota hai,
jise banana toh aasan hota hai,
magar barkar rakhna utna hi mushkil,
so take care my barf ke gole.
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Hindi Funny Shayari Collection
Jo Har Pal Jalti Rahe, Use inverter ki light Kehte Hai,
Jo Pal Pal Chalti Rahe, Use Zindagi bright Kehte Hai,
Jo Pal Pal Khilti Rahe, Use Mohabbat ki flight Kehte Hai,
Jo Sath Na Chode, Use Apni dosti mein love Kehte Hai.
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Hindi Funny Shayari Messages
khuda kare ki aap ko koi gam na ho,
aap ki aankhen khabhi nam na ho,
khuda aap ko aisi item de,
jo dabang ki Munni Or Sheela Se kam na ho.
Siraj Ali
