Funny Shayari in Roman English
Dil Ka Dard – Dil Todne Waley Kya Jaane,
Pyar Ke Bandhan Ko Zamana Kya Jaane,
Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Ko Patane Main,
Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Ladki Ka Baap Kya Jaane
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Wife-1 Baat Bolu Par Marna Nahi,
Mai Pregnant Hu……..
Husband-Good News……Yaar,
Dar Q Rahi Thi Tum,
Wife-College K Dino Me Papa Ko Batai Thi Bahut Maar Padi Thi,
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Majnu Ko Laila Ka SMS Nahi Aaya,
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya,
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me,
Laila Baithe Thi Sms Free Ho Jaane Ke Intezar Me
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Pyar Kabhi Na Karna Pardesi Se,
Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge,
Pyar Karna Ho To Karo Hamesha Padosi Se,
Roz Balcony Se Darshan To Ho Jayenge..
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Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT Ki Nishani Samajh Kar,
Wo Kha Gaya Use BIRYANI Samajh Kar,
Khoon-E-Jiger B Na Chora Zalim Ne.
Wo B Pi Gaya Lemon PANI Samajh Kar
60+ Romantic Love Shayari in English
Main Ek Seedha Sadha Bacha Hu,
Par Main Apni Bayi(Left) Aankh Se Pareshan Hu,
Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Phadkati Hai,
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye,
Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha,
Meri Baayi Aankh Phadak Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayi Machal Gayi, Aur Class Se Nikal Gayee,
Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya,
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Sunaya,
Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati,
Meri Baayi Aakh Phadak Gayee,
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala.
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Pahucha,
Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali,
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha,
Meri Baayi Aankh Phadak Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho
Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko,
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha,
Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya,
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya,
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya,
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya,
Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
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Sardar At His Wife Deliver 2 Nurse:
Agar Ladka Ho To Say Ki Pappu Pass Ho Gaya,
And Ladki Ho To Say Pappu Fail Ho Gaya,
After Sometimes Nurse: Arrey Pappu Ki Compartment Aayi H.
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Bhagwan Ne Tumhe Bhuka Dekha To Domino Pizza Bnaya,
Pyasa Dekha To Pepse Bnayi,
Andhere Mein Dekha To Light Bnayi,
Aur Mujhe Bina Musibat Ke Dekha To Tumhe Bnaya,
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Pyar Karne Wale Pareshan Ho Gaye,
Shaddi Karne Wale Shrabi Ho Gaye,
Divorce Dene Wale Devdas Ho Gaye,
Mujh Se Dosti Karne Wale Khusi Se Pagal Ho Gaye.
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Har Gali Pholo Se Saja Rakhi H,
Har Darwaje Par Swagat Mein Ek Ladki Baitha Rakhi H,
Na Jane Kis Darwaja Se Aaoge Tum,
Esliye Har Ladki Ko Rakhi Thama Rakhi H.
Funny Shero Shayari in Hindi
Cheez Bewafai Se Badhkar Kya Hogi,
Gum-E-Halat Judai Se Badhkar Kya Hogi,
Jis Deni Ho Saza Char Saal Ke Liye,
B.A. Ki Padhayi Se Badhkar Kya Hogi.
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Khuda Ki Kasam Mein Tumhari Nahi Hu,
Jhumti Hui Lehro Ka Kinara Nahi Hu,
Mere Aur Yun Muskura Kar Na Dekho,
Mein Shadi Shuda Hu Kunwari Nahi Hun
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Bhagwan Ne Tumhe Bhuka Dekha To Domino Pizza Bnaya,
Pyasa Dekha To Pepse Bnayi,
Andhere Mein Dekha To Light Bnayi,
Aur Mujhe Bina Musibat Ke Dekha To Tumhe Bnaya,
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Har Khusi Ko Teri Taraf Mod Du,
Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Du,
Khusiya Ke Sab Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Du,
Itna Jhut Kaafi H Ya Do Char Or Bhol Du,
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Aanchal Mein Tare Saja Lena,
Apne Aashiq Ko Pass Bhula Lena,
Jab Jale Chita Meri Tab Tum,
Apni Suhagraat Mana Lena.
50+ Love Shayari in English for Boyfriend and Girlfriend
Ek Din Sair Ko Hum Nikle Dil Mein Kuch Armaan The,
Ek Taraf Thi Jhopadiya, Ek Taraf Shamsham The,
Paon Tale Ek Haddi Aayi Uske Yahi Bayan The,
Chalne Wale Sambhal Kar Chal Hum Bhi Kabhi Insaan The
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Arj H………..RD….
Wo Mud-2 Ke Hume Dekh Rahe Or Hum Unhe,
Wo Mud-2 Ke Hume Dekh Rahe Or Hum Unhe,
Kyunki Exam Mein Na Unhe Kuch Aata Na Hume.
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College Ke Zamane Mein Hum Bhi Ishq Kiya Karte The,
Har Aane Wali Par Ek Nazar Maar Liya Karte The,
Guzarti Thi Pass Se Jab Wo,
Hum Aaishte Se Nikal Jaya Karte The,
Wo Samjhati Thi Ise Humari Sharafat,
Hum To Uski Sandlo Se Dara Karte The.
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Subh Leta Hoon, Sham Leta Hoon,
Din Me Leta Hoon, Raat Mein Leta Hoon,
Mujhe Galat Mat Samjhana Yaaro,
Mein To Apne Sanam Ka Naam Leta Hu.
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Duniya Mein Aisi Koi Kitab Nahi,
Jiska Koi Cover Nahi,
Duniya Mein Aisi Koi Ladki Nahi,
Jiska Koi Lover Nahi.
Funny Shayari Status for Whatsapp
Susti Bhare Jism Ko Jagate Kyun Nahi,
Uth Kar Sabke Samne Aate Kyun Nahi,
SMS Bhi Tumhara Smell Marta H,
Thodi Himmat Karke Nahate Kyu Nahi.
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Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gham Na Ho,
Khusiya Kabhi Kam Na Ho,
Bhagwan Tumko Aisi Item Girl De,
Jiski Jwani Sheela Se Kam Na Ho.
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Sagar Bhar Syllabus H,
Nadi Bhar Padh Pate H,
Balti Bhar Yaad Rehte H,
Mug Bhar Likh Pate H,
Chulu Bhar Number Aate H,
Aur …………….
Ussi Mein Dub Kar Marr Jate H.
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Log Ishq Mein Kavita Likha Karte H,
Fsane Sunate H, Shayari Likha Karte H,
Magar Kya Btaye Jaalim Teri Mohabbat Mein,
Hum Baniye Ki Udhaari Likha Karte H.
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Hume Ek Baar Aazma Kar To Dekho,
Hamari Yaad Mein Aansu Bahakar To Dekho,
Sms Kya Hum Call Bhi Kar Lenge,
Ek Baar Humara Mobile Recharge Kara Ke To Dekho.
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Apna Hath Apne Sar Pe Phero,
1 Bar Phir Phero,
Dobara Phero,
Chalo 1 Baar Phir Phero,
Ab To Tumhe Yakeenho Gaya Ki,
Gadhe Ke Sir Pe Seeng Nahi Hote
Top Funny Shayari in Hindi
Pyar Ke Sitare Jab Gardish Mein Hote H,
Pyar Ke Sitare Jab Gardish Mein Hote H,
Tab Laila Ghar Or Majnu Jail Mein Hote H.
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Collector Banna H To IAS Padh,
Doctor Banna H To MBBS Padh,
Wakil Banna H To Law Padh,
Bakra Banna H To Ye SMS Padh.
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Manzil Ke Taraf Badte Chalo,
Jo Dil Kahe Ussi Raha Ko Chuno,
Piche Walo Ko Aage Mat Jane Do,
Jo Aage H Unse Aage Niklo,
Tabhi Tum Acche Riksha Wale Ban Sakoge,
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Manzil Ko Pana H To, Hausla Sath Rakhna,
Agar Dost Ko Pana H To Aitbaar Sath Rakhna,
Agar Humesha Muskurana H To Brush Aur Paste Sath Rakhna.
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Hume Ek Baar Aazma Kar To Dekho,
Hamari Yaad Mein Aansu Bahakar To Dekho,
Sms Kya Hum Call Bhi Kar Lenge,
Ek Baar Humara Mobile Recharge Kara Ke To Dekho.
55+ Comedy Status for Whatsapp and Facebook
Tumse Milkar Hume Ho Gaya Zindagi Se Pyar,
Ab Beech Raha Me Chod Kar Mat Jana Yaar,
Bin Tere Hum Jee Na Payenge,
Tum Jo Na Hoge To Hum ULLU Kise Banayenge.
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Jabse Tumhe Jana H Jabse Tumhe Paya H,
Har Duaa Mein Bas Tumhara Hi Naam Aaya H,
Taaki Puch Saku Uss Uparwale Se Ki,
Ae Khuda Tune Ye Kaunsa Namuna Banaya H.
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Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat H,
Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat H,
Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat H,
Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai.
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Bahut Chije Lut Chuki H, Tujhse Dil Lagane Ke Baad,
Kamre Ki Har Chij Check Karte H,
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle Or Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad.
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Agar Chirag Se Hi, Andhere Dur Ho Jate,
To Chand Ki Chahat Kaise Hoti,
Agar Kat Sakti Biwi Ke Sath Jindagi,
To Juli Naam Ki Chij Hi Kyu Hoti
Funny Shayari for FB Status
Chand Par Kaali Ghata Chathi To Hogi,
Sitaro Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chupao Duniya Se,
Magar Akele Mein Tumhe Apni Shakal Pe,
Hasi Aati To Hogi.
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Aapki Life Mein Mithas Ho Cadbury Jaisi,
Ronak Ho Nerolac Paint Jaisi,
Mehak Ho Axe Jaisi Tazgi Ho Colgate Jaisi,
Aur Tension Free Rahe Huggies Jaisi
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Aap Bhi Janab Baaten Kamal Karte Ho,
Kaise Kaise Hum Se Swal Karte Ho,
Uhtey Nahi Mobile Jab Karte H Call Hum.
Ulta Mere Sir Par Chad Jate Ho Dhammal Karte Ho,
Ohh Kanjus Kabhi Tum Bhi Karo Dial,
Waise To Baaten Badhi Bemisaal Karte Ho.
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Dil Ke Dard Ko Juba Par Late Nahi,
Hum Apni Aankho Se Aanshu Bahate Nahi,
Jhkam Chaye Kitne Bhi Gehre Kyu Na Ho,
Hum Dettol Ke Siwaye Kuch Lgate Nahi.
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Aaj Khuda Ki Shararat Samjh Aayi,
Iss Dharti Par Aapki Jarrurat Samjh Aayi,
Aapko Dharti Par Bhejna To Uska Bahana Tha,
Bandar Ki Jangah Kisi Ko To Aana Hi Tha.
40+ Funny Joke of the Day for Adults
Yaad Teri Na Aaye Aisa Hone Na Denge,
Yaar Tere Jaisa Khone Na Denge,
Sharafat Se Contact Mein Rehna,
Warna Ek Kaam Ke Niche Khitch Ke Denge.
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Accha Hua Sanam Hum Bewafa Nikle
Accha Hua Sanam Hum Bewafa Nikle
Wafadar To Kutte Hote H.
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Sunao Gaur Se Pepsi Walo,
Buri Najar Na Cock Pe Daalo,
Chahe Jitna Add Karalo,
Sabse Hoga Nimbu Pani
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Jab Tum Iss Duniya Se Jaoge,
Dur Kahi Ek Naya Janam Paoge,
Iss Dafa To Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar Ek Puch Or Char Tange Paoge.
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Mere Marne Ke Baad Meri Kabr Par Aalu Bho Dena,
Mere Marne Ke Baad Meri Kabr Par Aalu Bho Dena,
Ke Sabko Pata Chale Ki Banda Chaat Ka Shokin H.
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Hindi Grammer Teacher – Wo Ladki,
Sab Ladko Se Hans Kar Baat Karti Hai,
Batao Is Sentence Me Ladki Kya Hai,
Santa-Sir, Ladki Bigdi Hui H. Or Seting Karna Chahti Hai.
Funny Shayari for Husbanda and Wife
Kuch Nasha Teri Baat Ka H,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsaat Ka H,
Hume Tum Yuhi Pagal Mat Samjo,
Ye Dil Par Asar Pehli Mulqat Ka H,
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Mein Tum Se Ek Armaan Mangta Hu,
Tujhse Apni Jaan Mangta Hu,
Tu Soo Jayeghi Mobile Off Karke Esliye,
Ek Good Night Kiss Udhar Mangta Hu.
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Tumhari Wait Karte Karte Is Dhup Mein,
Nikal Jayega Mera Juice,
Ab Ek Bhi Min Late Hue To Blow Ho Jayega Mera Fuse,
Phir Na Aake Sunana Mujhe Koi Excause.
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Arz H, Mere Mobile Ko Sukun Mil Gaya,
Empty Inbox Mein Msg Ka Phool Khil Gya,
Aapka Msg Tha Wo Ya Kele Ka Chilka,
Jise Pad Ke Mere Dil Fisal Gaya
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Lab Khamosh Ho Jate H Jab Tum Samne Aate Ho,
Dil Dhadkta H Jab Nighae Milate Ho,
Saans Rukti H Jab Muskurte Ho,
Heart Patient Hun, Itna Kyu Darate Ho,
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Mohabbat H Mujko Sirf Tujhse Sanam,
Sach Keh Raha Hu Mein Tumhari Kasam,
Jhuth Mein Agar Kahu To Tu Marr Jaye,
Aye Kaash Mujhko ALIA BHATT Mil Jaye.
Suraj Se Achha Sitara Koi Nahi,
Jaisa H Rista Humara Doosra Koi Nahi,
Chahe Saari Duniya Me Dhund Lo,
Mujh Jaisa Pyara Or Aap Jaisa Awara Koi Nahi.
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Ek Tanha Raat Mein Aapki Yaad Aayi,
Tanhayi Mitane Ko Humne 1 Cigerate Sulgayi,
Na Jane Kaise Qayamat Ho Gayi,
Ki Dhuein Ne Bhi Aapki Tasveer Bnayi.
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Tu Chand Maange Mein Chand De Du,
Tu Raat Mange Mein Raat De Du,
Tu Dil Maange Mein Dil De De,
Tu Dil Maange ……. Bas Yaar,
Bheek Mangne Ki Bhi Ek Limit Hoti H.
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Wo Ruth Kar Kehti H Humse,
Tumhara To Mel Jol Khtam Ho Gaya,
Uss Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye,
Are Petrol Mehnga Ho Gaya H.