Collection of Double Meaning SmS
The Sms Can Only Be Read By Someone Sexy:
Try Again Again,
May Be You Are Just Not Sexy,
One More Time…. Hey Don’t Force It Ugly!.
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A Jatt Passing Through A Jungle,
A Beautiful Chudail Stops Him And Says;
Hoo Hoo Main Chudail Hu
Jatt : Pher Dekhdi Ki H Aa Chipatjaa
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Santa Fell Down From Tall Building And Escaped
Unhurt A Passerby: Tere Sath Waheguruji The
Santa : Mein Bhi Soch Raha Tha
Kisi Ne Mujhe Dakka Jarur Diya H.
55+ Latest Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi
In The Corridor Of A Govt.
Office A Signboard Stated: Don’t Make Noise
Someone Added The Following Words:
Otherwise We May Wake Up
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I Need A Girl For Marriage,
Age-No Bar, Caste No Bar,
But Girl’s Father Should
Have His Own Bar, Cheers
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Dear Friend When I Ask U Flower U Gave Me Bouquet,
When I Ask U A Stone, U Gave Me A Statue,
When I Ask U Feather, U Gave Me Peacock,
Abbey Behra H Kya?
Double Meaning SmS for Girlfriend in English
A Person Who Surrenders When He’s Wrong Is Honest,
A Person Who Surrenders When He’s Not Sure Is Wise,
A Person Who Surrenders Always Even If He Is Right Is Husband,
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Young Boy Went To See Cabaret,
His Mother Got Angry And Asked,
Did U See Anything There Which Was Not To Be Seen By U?
Boy- Yes, Mom I Saw Dad There.
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Wife – Didn’t Tell Me Before We Were Married,
I Was Beautiful And Talented?
Husband – Oh Yes! I Am A Terrible Liar,
And This Is My Punishment.
50+ Naughty Messages for Him and Her in English
Police Arrested A Prostitute
Girl- I Am Not Selling Sex,
Police – Then What R U Doing,
Girl – I Am Selling Condoms And,
Free Offering A Free Trial.
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A Judge Fined A Rapiest Rs 10800,
When The Man Asked Why Rs 10,800?
The Judge Replied 10,000 For,
Rape Plus 8% Entertainment Tax.
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Life Is Like A Movie,
When U R Happy Its Comedy,
When U R Sad Its Tragedy,
When U Got Enemy Its Action,
N When U Face The Mirror Its Horror.
Double Meaning Jokes in English
Y R Cellular Operator Has Now Changed Yr Tariff Plan.
Call Charges Are Now Calculated According To Brain Size.
The Smaller, The Cheaper.
Congrats U Can Make Now Free Calls.
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When Ur Lonely U Upset,
Just Turn 2 Da Mirror N Say,
Shit I’m So Cute,
Then U’ll Feel Fine, But Don’t
Make It Habit Bcoz Liars Go 3 Hell.
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Not Every Flower Represents Love,
But Rose Did………
Not Every Shirt Can Stand Thirst,
But Cactus Did………
Not Every Monkey Read Sms,
But U Did It.
20+ Top 2 Line Non Veg Shayari in Hindi
Life Is Difficulties,
Full To Trials Sorrow,
Pain But Fall Down,
Just Stand Up Straight Be Confident
And Say……..Ek Peg Aur
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What Is The Difference Between Men And Women?
A Women Wants 1 Man 2 Satisfy Her Everyneed
A Man Wants Every Woman 2 Satisfy His 1 Need.
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Police Raids In A Condom Factory
First Room Is Full Of Cotton,
Second Room Is Full With Raw Material,
And Third And Last Room Is Full Of Newly Born Babies
Inspector Asks To The Owner: What Is This?
The Owner Says: They Are Customer Complaints.
Double Meaning SmS Collection
Judge : Why Did U Hit Ur Husband?
Lady: He Called Me From Office,
Took Me 2 Bedroom, Removed My Clothes,
Laid Me On The Bed And Said April Fool
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Sardar Fucking Girl In A Car,
A Policeman Come And Asks What R U Doing,
Sardar: I M Fucking Her,
Policeman: Ok I M Next.
Sardar: Fine, But I Have Never Fucked A Police Man Before.
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A Sex Expert Was Asked Whether Rape Is Possible While Running
No Chance………………….
Woman Can Run Faster With Her Skirts Up Than A Man With Pants Down.
55+ Funny Indian Jokes That Make You Laugh
Cultural Difference Between USA,
U Can Kiss At Any Public Place But U Can’t Do Susu
But…………………………………..
In India- U Can Do Susu At Any Public Place But U Can’t Kiss.
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You Can Use Any Kind Of Chit For Exams,
And Win A Free Trip Of Principals Office,
Also 2 Yrs Release From College Hurry,
Offer Valid Only Till Last Exam.
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Teacher – Can U Define The Word Lecture For Me
Student – Lecture Is A Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is Sleeping.
Double Meaning SmS for Girlfriend
5 Benefits Of Smooch
1 Changes Taste
2 Burns Calories
3 Lips Never Go Dry
4 Relieves Stress
5 Makes Face’s Muscle Strong
So Do It Regularly.
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Father On The Day Of Graduation Ceremony,
Of His Sons Asks Him- What Was,
The Hardest Thing U Learned At College?,
Son- How To Open Beer Bottles With Teeth.
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A Guy Donated Blood To His Gf,
After A While They Broke Up And He Wanted It Back,
The Girl Threw A Pad At Him And Said,
I’ll Pay U Back In Monthly Installments.
Top 50 Funniest Jokes Ever of All Time
Sharma Ji Saw A Beautiful Girl,
He Went And Kissed Her,
Girl: Stupid What R U Doing,
Sharma Ji: B.Com Final Year.
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Dad, What Does A Vegina Look Like Before Sex?
A Pink Rose With Lovely Details.
And After Sex ????????????
Boy, Even Seen A Bulldog Eating Maiyonnaise?
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Degree Of Girls:
BA: Beautiful ASS,
LLB: Lovely Lickable Breasts,
BSC: Beautiful Sexy Cunt,
MBBS: Member Of Big Bobbs Society,
MBA: Married But Available.
Double Meaning Romantic Jokes
Wife: My Husband And I Do Olympic Sex.
Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific Sex Life?
Wife: Not Really.
It Happens Only Once In 4 Yrs.
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A Girl Curosly Touched PENIS Of Horse,
It Got Excited, Jumped And Run Away,
Sardar: Ab Mera Bhi Pakad Mujhe Mera Ghoda Pakadna H.
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An Actress Was Filling Up A Form,
For A Passport, There Was A Column:
Married/Unmarried
And She Wrote: Occasionally Married
55+ Comedy Jokes in Hindi Language
One Enquiry: Why Was The Handsome Boy,
Arrested In The Political Rally?
Inspector: Because He Saw A Journalist Girl ,
Going With A Badge On Her Chest
Which Said “PRESS” And He Did!
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A Man Married Lady Traffic Police,
Inspector’s Friend, How Was Ur First Night:
Man- She Charge Rs 100 From Me For Over Speed,
Rs 200 For Wrong Side Entry, Rs 500 For No Helmet.
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New Budget
All Bra Will Be Taxed According To Sizes.
40-42: Burden Tax,
38-40: Wealth Tax,
34-36 Entertainment Tax,
32-34 Excitement Tax,
28-30 Development.
Non Veg Double Meaning SmS
Behind Every Successful Student,
There Is One Girl Friend,
But…………
What About Unsuccessful Student?
Lots Of Girl Friends???
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Sardar Reads The Name Tag Of The Airhostess,
On Her Left Side Which Says Tina And Tells Her,
That’s Cute What Have U Named The Others One.
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If U Sneeze Once,
Think I M Remembering U,
If U Sneeze Twice Think I Want 2 Meet U,
If U Sneeze Thrice I M Missing U Badly,
Sneeze 4th Time I M Fine U Take Tablet.
45+ Hilarious Jokes of the Day
I’m Getting Married Next Month,
Its Small Party And Only Few People Will Be Invited,
Don’t Bring Any Gift Just Bring Someone Who’ll Marry Me.
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Do You Know – Marriage Is Just Like A Packet Of Chocolates,
You Have To Buy The Whole Packet Just To Get One Little Piece.
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Girl : If We Get Married, Will U Give Up Smoking?
Santa : Yes.
Girl : Drinking Too?
Santa : Yes.
Girl : And Going To Club At Night?
Santa : Yes.
Girl : What Else U Can Give Up?
Santa : The Idea Of Getting Married With You
Dirty Double meaning SmS Jokes
At A Hospital Looking Through The Window,
At The Newly Arrived Babies A Father Says,
“Kitchy Kitchy Koo, Look, She Smiled!”
His Friend Says,
But Your Kind Didn’t Smile
The Father Replies I Was Talking About The Nurse.
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When Love Falls ………. Emotions Work,
When Emotions Falls ……. Memories Words Work,
When Memories Falls ……… Tears Work,
When Everything Falls ……… Only Wine Works
Cheers Friends
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Sorry 2 Disturb You, But Its Urgent,
Can You Fax Me Your Photo Quickly?
Serious Matter Has Come Up.
Actually, We Are Playing Cards And We Lost Joker.
40+ Funny Joke of the Day for Adults
It Takes Thousand Workers To Build Castle,
Million Soldiers To Protect Country,
But Just One Woman To Make A Happy A Home.
Let’s Thank Kaamwali Bai.
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Prof: Would U Like 2 Marry,
A Girl 20 Yrs Younger Or 20 Yrs 2 U?
Student: It’s Depend On Who’s Beautiful
Wheather Ur Daughter Or Ur Wife.
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A Doctor Saw A Nurse With One,
Of Her Boobs Hanging Out Of Dress,
He Questioned Her,
Nurse Said: “Oh These Medical Students,
Never Keep Things In Place After Use”.
Double Meaning Dirty SmS For Her
Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.
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On 1st Night Santa Uses All His Power To Push It In.
Fails But Proudly Says: Too Tight.
But I M Happy I’m The First.
Bride: No Ji, Remove Panty 1st.
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Sardar 2 A Lady: Madam This Panty
And This Bra Will Look Nice On U.
Lady: How Can U Be So Sure?
Sardar: I Am An Interior Decorator.
45+ Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule
3 Good Manners Of Male Penis
1. Courteous = It Stands Before Performing.
2. Emotional = It Cries During The Formacne
3. Polite = It Bows Down After The Performance.
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Rajinikanth Can Play The Violin With A Piano
Rajnikanth Once Wrote A Cheque, The Bank Bounced!
Micheal Jordan To Rajini: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For Over Two Hours. Can You?
Rajni: Rascala; How Do You Think The Earth Spins!?
Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In McDonald’s, And Got It.
If Rajnikant Was Born 100 Years Earlier, British Would Have Fought To Get Independence From India.
When Rajnikant Logs On To Facebook.Com, Facebook Updates Its Status Message!
Rajinikanth Can Divide By Zero.
Rajnikanth Once Wrote A Cheque, The Bank Bounced!
Once A Cobra Bit Rajnikanth’s Leg. After Five Days Of Excruciating Pain, The Cobra Died.