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Comedy Status in English

Krish (Teacher) – Sir, What Is Actually Moon
Teacher – Just Understand That The Son Of Thr Night.
Krish – Then This Means That The Sun Is Day’s Moon

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Amma Ji, Asked Ticket Checker
– Your Ticket Is Of Slow Train,
How Come In Fast One ?
Amma Ji – Its Not My Fault,
Tell Your Driver To Run Little Slow.

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A Man Was On Trial For Embezzlement.
He Spoke Before A Magistrate –
If I Have Embezzled,
God Took Me Up The Next Moment.
The Magistrate Sat Silent For A Minute Then Speak
– In Case The God Do Not Have Any Interest In Your Case,
So Now, I Will Tell Punishment

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Que – Why Mother Tongue Is Called Mother Tongue
Why Not Called Father Tongue
Ans – Because The Fathers Are
Hardly Ever Get A Chance To Speak.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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Doctor, The Dog Has Bitten Me.
Ok, But Don’t You Know?
After 7 Pm Coming From Dispensary,
I Will Not See The Patients.
Yes, But The Dog Did Not Know The Same.

40+ Short Funny Jokes for Students

Colour Of Underwear Reflects Your Mood
Red – Wild
Black – Sexy
Blue – Romantic
Pink – Seductive
White – Calm
Yellow – Time To Change Your Underwear

Comedy Status for Facebook

The Best Quality I Like In U Is That
You Are Too Sentimental
1% Senti
99% Mental

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What Is A Girl Friend?
Addition Of Problems,
Subtraction Of Money,
Multiplication Of Enemies
And Division Of Friends.

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Hey Dude Congrats! Heard U Got Selected
As The First Male Model
For Whisper Advertisement.
Why Should Girls Have All The Fun.

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Boy – What’s Up
Girl – How Are You.
What Are You Doing Right Now?
Boy – I Am Texting To The Most
Beautiful Girl Of The World.
Girl – Awwww….So Sweet Of You
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Boy – But, She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You

Comedy Facebook Status Updates

Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing
You Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One…
It’s Keeping Ur Mouth Shut.
But I Like The Way U Think

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What Does A Burnt Pizza,
Frozen Beer,
A Pregnant Girl Have In Common
In Each Scenario
There Was An Idiot
Who Didnt Take It Out In Time
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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A Short Thing
Its Get Longer As You Hold It
And Pass Between Woman”S Breast
And Enters Into A Small Hole
What Is It?

Cars Seat Belt You Dirty Mind

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Doctor: Mrs. Taniya Good News For You
Girl: What Do You Mean Mrs. Taniya?
Iam Miss Taniya
Doctor: Oh! Sorry Miss Taniya
Bad News For You

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Man To Hotel Desk Clerk – How Much For Room?
Clerk – Depends On Room Size
Man – Do You Take Children?
Clerk- No, Sir,Only Cash And Credit Cards.

40+ Short Funny Jokes for Students

Don’t Search 4 A Very Good Sms 2 Send Me
I’ll Be Happy With An Empty Sms Of Urs
Bcoz
More Then The Message,
Seeing Ur Name Cheer Me Up.

Comedy Status for Whatsapp in English

I Want To Drink The Water From Your Lips
I Want To Hear The Movement Of Your Soul
I Want To Touch The Sound Of Your Heart
I Want To Be You.

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Give Laugh To All But Smile To One,
Give Cheeks To All But Lips To One,
Give Love To All But Heart To One,
Let Everybody Love You
But You Love One

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Girl – Who Is Most Romantic Girl 4 You
Boy- You Are The Second Most Romanric Girl I Have Ever Seen
Girl- Who Is First
Boy- When You Looking Into My Eyes Being Romantic.

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I Have A Simple Calculation
On How Long We Will Be Together.
Count The Stars In Heaven
And Sand On Shore Multiplied
By The Heartbeats = Forever

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A Newly Married Bride Returned From Honeymoon,
Her Friend Asked In Large Enigmatic Tone
– How’s Married Life
I Did Not See Any Difference – Bride Said.

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When My Husband Come Home,
I Make Him Sit On Chair Lifting Up His Legs On The Table.
But Why ?
I Always Get Chiller Coming Out Of
His Pocket After Getting Up.

Comedy Love Status for Whatsapp

Manager Comfortably Sitting At The Table,
Reading The Newspaper And Took Up His Cup And Said
– A Cup Of Coffee More
Wife – Today, Could Drint The Coffee,
Don’t You Go To Office
He Woke Scared – I Was Thinking That
I Am Sitting In The Office.

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A Young Man Was Admitted In Hospital,
His Friend Came To Meet Him There
And Asked – How’s Going
Great Answers – Here Is My Greta Care Is Taken,
Two Urses Are Constantly On Mu Duty,
One Comes In Morning Other In Evening.
In The Aftrenoon, I’ll Do The Rest.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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Santo Nind Me Tum Rajrani,
Rajrani Kya Badbada Rahe The?
Aakhir Ye Rajrani Kon Hain
Santa- Rajrani ? Oh Ye Wahi Godi Hain Jo
Kal Race Me Bhaag Lene Wali Hain
Santo – To Fir Kal Do Bar
Tumhari Usi Ghodi Ka Phone Aya Tha.

Santa Banta Comedy Status

Pappu – Darling, The Morning I Wake Up And You’re In My Thoughts
Pinky – Hmm, Tinku Also Says The Same
Pappu – So What, I Awake Before Than Him.

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Bunty And Bubly Went To A Party.
Bunty Had Drank Too Much And,
Started Walking Without Senses.
Bubbly – You Had Drunk Too Much
Bunty – Thank You Darling,
I Had Understood That I Am Lame.

40+ Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi

Servant – Now I Will Do Not Work Here Any More
Owner – Why ?
Servant – Mistress Treated Me Very Bad,

Sometimes They Treat Me In A Way Often Treat You.

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A Man When Dying Said To His Wife
To Marry A Man Of 40 Years, But
His Wife Married Two 20 20 Years Old Boys.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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Beloved, If We Got Married,
I Could Lose My Job. Bunty Said To Bubbly
We Will Keep Our Marriage Secret,
Bunty – Then, Could We Tell Our Child Only
That We Are Married.

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Santa (To Girlfriend) – Banta Was Saying That
He Is Very Lucky, Because The Most
Beautiful College Girl Loves Him
Girlfriend – He Lies , Love Is So Far Away,
I Don’t Even Saw Him.

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Pappu And Billo Was Fighting, Billo Attacked By Roller.
The Next Day, A Walk In The Evening,
Pappu Expressed A Desire To Dinner At A Hotel.
Billo The Loving Voice Said –
If At The Hotel Feed Me Everyday So
I Do Not Have The Same Need To Be Rollier At Home.

Comedy Status For Whatsapp

Tinku – We Both Love Each Other So Much,
Then Why Are You Troll For Marriage ?
Do You Love Me Not Trust ?
Bubbly – Offcourse Love You,
Your Private Jobs Rely On The Trust.

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Question – In The Eyes Of The Wife
When Her Husband Is God ?
Answer – Up Until The Time
He Is Not Aware Of The Other Priestess.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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When Santa Go To Billo’s Father To Ask For
Her Daughter Marriage, Her Father Ask –
After Marriage With My Daughter
Are U Ready With The Burden Of An Entire Family.
Santa – Yes
Billo’s Father – The There Are Total
Ten Members In Our Family.

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A Young Woman Who Is A Call Girls,
Which Was Filled To The Passport Application
Name To The Name, Address Further Address, Age, Father’s
Name Was Written After Filling Stop
At Business Column – Hole-Sale Business.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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Doctor (His Son) – I’m Going Out,
Take Care Of The Patients Behind Me.
When The Doctor Came Back , His Son Said –
I Had Treated Constipation Of Sharma
Doctor – Unworthy, Of His Constipated,
I Got You Doctor Degree.

Comedy Status Messages In English

The Father Said His Son Saw
The Results – Unworthy, You Cut My Nose
Son – No Worry Dad,
Go And Get Plastic Surgery.

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Ranjit – Waiter, Bring Me An Egg Which Is
Not Much Boiled , Bring Toast Which Is Not
Much Baked, Bring Me Tea Which Is Not Much Strong,
Bring Parantha Which Do Not Much Fried.
Waiters – Sir, How’s That Kind Of Water.
Ranjit – Which Is Not Much Wet.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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A Woman Left Her Son With Her Mother-In-Law
And Moved To Parens House.
The Letter Came Weeks After, The Mother Wrote
That The Boy Is Depressed, Daughter Come Soon.
The Woman Sent The Answer – What, Yours Or My Boy.

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Tinku – Ever Since I Met You, I Cannot
Eat Or Drink Anything And Cannot Go Anywhere.
Pinky – You Really Love Me So Much
Tinku – In Fact , After Completing Your Wishes,
Do Not Have So Much Money That I Could Do Something Else.

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A Man’s Wife Dies, The Wife’s Lover
Wept Bitterly At Funeral.
Her Husband Consoled Her And Said –
Have Patience Brother I Will Marry Again.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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Billo – You While Sleeping Pinki, Pinki
Was Stuttering ? Who The Hell Is This ?
Rinku – Pinki ? Oh That Is Participating
In The Mare Who Created Yesterday
Billo – Then Tomorrow What Your Horse
Twice A Day Made A Call.

45+ Non Veg Jokes and Dirty Chutkule

Suraj – Bimala, You By Your Love Make Me
The Wealthiest Man On Earth.
Bimala – Just The Earth, The Man Who Had The Day Before
He Was Able To Talk To Both The Earth And The Sky.

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Himesh – Yesterday, My Girlfriend Insulted Me.
Altaf – How?
Himesh – She Asked Of Me That,
Do You Know How To Sing ?
Altaaf – Then What Is The Offense ?
Himesh – But The Questions I Was Asked,
After Half An Hour Listening To My Song.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

Funny Whatsapp Comedy Status Collection

Boyfriend To His Girlfriend –
Do Not Worry, Ten O’clock Tonight
We Will Always Flee The Town
Girlfriend – Ok Dear.
Boyfriend – You Have To Be Prepared
Girlfriend – Don’t Worry,
My Husband Is Packing My Luggage For Me.

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When Chinki Came Close To Tinku, Tinku Asked –
We Have Met Just Three Days Before And
You Were Willing To Marry Me.
Chinki – But I Have Three Years Working
In The Bank In Which The Bank Account Is Yours.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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After The Meeting, The Leaders Came
To Blows With His Secretary – Why Did
You Write Me Such A Long Speech To Delivered.
Secretary Apologies And Said – Sir
Speech Was Not So Long, I Have Been So Wrongly
Handed Four Copies Of The Speech Over In Your Hands.

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Boyfrind Reading A Newspaper – The Author’s
Title Is Surprising “Women ‘S Talk”
Girlfriend – What Is The Surprise ?
Lovers – Surprising Is That This
Article Is Only Of Half Page.

Comedy Whatsapp Status Collection

Husband Bought New Shoes And Don’t
Wore Them For 3-4 Days, The Wife Asked –
Why You Do Not Wear New Shoes
Husband – Shopkeeper Told Him That
These Shoes Will Narrow 3-4 Days.

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A Man Asked His Friend – Dude , What Is Up!
Your Wife Stay Silent Now A Days.
Friend – The One Day When We Were Photographed By Photographer,
He Told My Wife That When You Are Silent,
So Far Seem To Be Priyanka Chopra
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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Jailor – What Will U Do Now Released From Jail.
Prisoner – Open The Jewellery Shop
Jailor – Where Will U Get The Money
To Open The Jewellery Show Room.
Prisoner – Sir, To Open A Jewellery Showroom
There Need A Hammer.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

Comedy Status in Hindi For Whatsapp

Doctor, Thank You Very Much
Doctors – Your Introduction
Man – I Am DinaNath Seth ‘S Son, Chuneelal
The Doctor – He Was Died I Was Treating Him
Man – I ‘Ve Come To Thank You, As Long As They Was,
There Were Ten Rupee Begged To Ask,
By Your Grace, I Got A Million Of Assets.

50+ Hindi Chutkule for Whatsapp

Bunty In Depression Access To His Girlfriend’s Father
And Said – I Have Come To Ask For Your
Daughter’s Hand
Girlfriend’s Father – Will Not Just Hand,
If U Want Ask For The Whole Girl.

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The Two Brothers Were Blown Kite On The Roof,
A Short While After, Their Kite
Stuck In The Electric Poles.
These Seeing His Grandmother Bid – To Go And
Invite The Law , Not That You Were Saying,
Are Very Long Arm Of The Law.

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Santo (To Pappu) – Bring Taxi For Me
Pappu – I Am Not You Servant
Santo – Then Let Me Take Up In Your Arms.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp

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Pappu Was Thirty Years Old,
But He Was Not Married Yet,One Day,
A Friend Asked – Pappu,
When Is Marriage And How Long ?
Pappu – I’m Trying, Newspaper Advertisements Also Given,
Many Sisters Have Come To The Answer.
Comedy Status for Whatsapp