Comedy Jokes in Hindi Language
Sardarji Agar Aapki Wife Ko Bhoot Pakde To Aap Kya Karoge,
Sardarji- Usme Mein Kya Karunga Ab Bhoot Ne Galti Ki H To Wahi Bugtega.
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Santa:- Tumhari Sabse Badhi Taqat Kya H,
Banta- Meri Patni,
Santa:- Aur Kamjori,
Banta:- Tumhari Patni.
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Teacher: Bacho Batao K Billi Ek Sath Itne Sare,
Bachey Kaise Paida Karti H?
Kid: Miss Agar Aap Road Pe Bill Ki Tarah Ghoomo,
To Aap Ko Pata Chal Jayega
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Ye Sooka Ander Jata H,
Aur Gila Bahar Aata H,
Pehle Chota Hota H,
Phir Ye Mota Hota,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta H To Red Kar Deta H,
Thodi Der Baad Ye Bejan Sa Bahar Aata H,
Kuch Aur Nahi H Ye,
Ise Lipton Bag Kehte H.
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Maa: Beti Kahan Gayi Thi?
Beti: Recharge Hone.
Maa: Shadi Karwadu Kya?
Beti: Kyu?
Maa: Lifetime Incoming Free Ho Jayega.
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Husband 2 Wife: Did U Have Any Boyfrnd Before Marriage;
Wife Remains Silent.
Husband: Main Is Khamosi Ko Kya Samjhu?
Wife: Abbe Ginne To De.
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Wife: Mujhe Lagta H Aapka Rita Ke Sath Najayaj Ristha H.
Hubby: Ye Tum Kaise Keh Sakti Ho.
Wife: Kal Jab Uske Husband Aaye Hue The To Aapka Underwear Pehne Hue The.
45+ Hilarious Jokes of the Day
Sardar: Will U Marry Me?
Girl: Sorry I’m A Lesbian.
Sardar: What’s Lesbian?
Girl: I Sex Only With Girls.
Sardar: Maar Tali. I Am Also Lesbian.
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New Population Slogan In Bihar :
Hum Do Humare Do Unke Baad Jitney Bhi Ho,
Sabke Punjab Aur Hariyana Bhej Do.
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Judj : Tum Apni Had Paar Kar Rahe Ho,
Wakil: Kon Saala Aisa Kehta H,
Judj : Tumne Mujhe Sala Kaha,
Wakil : My Lord, Maine Kaha Kon Sa Law Kehta H.
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Marij : Doctor Sahib ! Ye Sab Phulo Ki Mala Kiske Liye,
Doctor : Ye Mera Pehla Operation H Success Huwa To Mere Liye ,
Nahi To Tumhare Liye.
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Ek Bandar Apni Maa Se Kehta H Maa Mein Kitna Badsurat Hu,
Uski Maa Kehti H Arre Beta , Tum To,
Fir Bhi Khubsurat Ho, Jara Use Dekho,
Jo Message Padh Raha H.
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Mamu : Apne Ko Char Mahine Mein Tamil Shikna Padega,
Munna : Tamil Kyu, Or Char Mahine Ka Kya Chakkar H.
Mamu: Kya H Ki Apnu Ne Ek Tamil Baccha Adopt Kiya H Or
Char Mahine Mein Wo Bolne Laga.
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jab Mein Paida Hua To Faristhe Bole,
Humara Ek Or Bhai Aa Gaya,
Or Jab Tum Paida Hue To,
Shaitan Bole: Are Yaar Humari Line Mein To Competition Badta Hi Jaa Raha H.
Comedy Joke of The Day
Suhagraat Ke Time Saas Ne Darwaje Par Dastak Di,
Nayi Dhulhan Bhag Kar Darwaje Ke Piche Chup Gayi,
Dulha Bola Kya Hua Maa Hi To Aayi H,
Dulhan Boli: Ohhh Mujhe Laga Police Ki Raid Padh Gayi.
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On 1st Night Husband Said 2 His Wife,
Look Darling B4 Marriage,
I Had Slept With 10 Girls,
Wife Replied: No Problem,
Kundli Mili H To Hamare Gun To Milenge Hi.
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Husband: Jee Karta H Tumhari Zulfon Mein Kho Jaun,
Aankhon Mein Bas Jaun, Bahon Mein Jhool Jaun,
Wife: Bas Bas Rehne Do,
Kuch Kaam Imran Hasmi Wala Bhi Karoge Ya Devanand He Bane Rahoge.
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Ek Aurat Ke 8 Betey The,
Sabka Naam Monu Tha,
Kisi Ne Pucha Kisi Ek Ko Bhulana Ho To Kaise Bhulati Ho,
Aurat: Sabke Surname To Alag Alag H.
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Husband To Wife: Sach Bata To Darling Aaj Tak Kitno Ke Sath Soyi Ho??
Mein Kuch Nahi Kahunga,
Wife: Patidev Sach Kehti Hu Sirf Aapke Sath Hi Soyi,
Hu Baaki To Sabke Sath Jagti Hi Rahi,
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Wife Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho,
Husband: Sahajahan Jitna,
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad Tajmahal Banvaoge?
Husband: Maine To Plot Bhi Le Liya Darling Tum Hi Delay Kar Rahi Ho.
40+ Funny Joke of the Day for Adults
Ek Condom Manfaucture Ne Radio Par Add Di,
Yadi Aap Bache Chahate H To Yeh Aapka Kaam H,
Or Yaddi Nahi To Humara.
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Essay Ladkiyo Ki Skirt Ki Tarah Hona Chaiye ,
Wo Itna Badha Ho Ki Subject Bhi Cover Kar Le,
Or Sath Hi Itna Chota Bhi Dilchaspi Bani Rahe.
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Ek Mandir Ke Bahar Lagi Hui Suchna : Nashili Wastuo Ka Parvesh Warjiit H ,
Ye Padhkar Bunty Ne Babli Ko Bahar Hi Chod Diya.
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Anna : Yeh Middle Age Kya H,
Munna Darasal , Yeh Aadmi Ki Jindagi Ka Wo Daur Hota H,
Jab Uski Body Upar Niche Se Badhna Band Kar De
Or Bich Se Badhna Start Kar De.
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Do Dosto Ki Baatchit ,
Ek Ne Kaha Mera Beta Bahut Aagyakari H,
Jo Mein Kehta Hu Wahi Karta H,
Dusre Ne Kaha Kamal H Ye Kamal Tune Kaise Kiya,
Maine Use Keh Rakha H Jo Mann Mein Aaye Wahi Kare.
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Santa Honeymoon Mnane Ke Liye Gaya,
Ek Hotel Mein Miya Biwi There, Der Raat Usne Tv Chalaya,
Magar Thodi Der Baad Bola Hume Ye Room Chodna Padega,
Biwi : Kyu Kya Ho Gaya.
Darasal Iss Room Mein Camare Chupa Rakhe H,
Jo Humari Saari Harkat Dekh Raha H,
Tumne Kaise Jana,
Sunn Nahi Rahi Ho Ye Baar Baar Keh Rahe H Ki
Aap Star Channel Dekh Rahe H Ye Unhe Kaise Pata.
Comedy Jokes in Hindi
Legs Utha Ke Karo,
Tange Faila Ke Karo,
Ghuma Ghuma Ke Karo,
Aage Piche Dono Taraf Karo,
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsus Karoge,
“RAMDEV JI KA YOGA”
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5 Inch Ka H, Size Normal H,
Mazboot H, Jyada Mota Bhi Nahi,
2 Ladkiyan Dekh Chuki H,
Lena H To Bolo, Mera LG KG 195,
(Mobile Phone) Full Time Masti Non Stop Fun.
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Son: Kal Papa, Bai Ko Bed Pe Leta Ke,
Mom: 1 Minute Ruko Papa Ke Samne Bolo,
Son: Papa Bai Ke Sath Wahi Kar Rahe The,
Jo Uncle Aapke Sath Karte H.
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Suhagraat Ko Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ke Kapde Utar Ke Niche Machis Jalayi,
Biwi: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho.
Santa: Mere Dost Ne Kaha Tha Ke Pehle Garam Karna.
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Beta: Papa Aapki Love Marriage Hui Thi na?
Baap: Ha ! Par Tumhe Kaise Pata?
Beta: Wo Actually Aapki Shaddi And Meri D.O.B
Mein Sirf 6 Mahine Ka Fark Hi H.
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A Height Of Request
Ek Ladki Ka Gang Rape Ho Raha Tha,
Aur Wo Chila Chila Ke Keh Rahi Thi,
Kutto Kamino Koi To Condom Laga Lo.
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Young Malkin And Naukar Were Kidnapped And Raped By Robbers.
Police 2 Naukar: Shakal Dekhi Thi Un Logo Ki?
Naukar: Malikn Se Pucho, Mujhe To Ulta Letaya Tha.
55+ Comedy Status for Whatsapp and Facebook
Girl: Is Dress Ka Kya Price H?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss.
Girl: Aur Uss Dress Ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 Kiss.
Girl: Dono Pack Kar Do Bill Dadi Dengi.
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Sardarni Got Pregnant
Sardar: Main To London Mein Tha. Phir Kaise.
Sardarni: Aapka Photo Tha Na.
Sardar: Jhoothi! Photo To Sirf Kamar Tak Tha.
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Close Uo Ki Add Mein Daanto Ko Dhikate H,
Shampoo Ki Add Mein Balon Ko Dhikate H,
Phir Whisper Ki Add Mein Humare Sath Dhoka Kyu,
JAAGO GRAHAK JAAGO!
Upbhokta Parsihad Dwara Janhit Mein Jaari.
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Husband Apne Sasural Mein Biwi Se Aao Sex Karte H,
Biwi : Nahi Ye Mere Baap Ka Ghar H,,
Husband: To Kya Mere Baap Ka Ghar Red Light Area H,
Jo Roj Raat Ko Taiyar Ho Jati Ho.
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Police Walo Ki Biwiyo Ko Kiss Nahi Karni Chaiye,
Kyunki Wo Kehti H Handsup,
Kisi Nurse Ko Bhi Kiss Nahi Karna Chaiye
Kyunki Wo Kehti H Next Please,
Hamesha Apni Teacher Ko Kiss Karna Chaiye
Kyunki Galat Karne Par Sahi Shikayeghi Aur
Sahi Karne Par Kam Se Kam 5 Baar Repeat Karwayeghi.
Comedy Jokes For Girlfriend and Boyfriend
Que: Kiss Karte Waqt Ladki Aankh Kyun Band Kar Leti H ??
Ans . Kyunki Wo Kisi Haal Mein Ladke Ko Khush Nahi Dekh Sakti.
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Banti Or Monti Dono Ki Patni Kho Gayi, Bunty; Monti Teri Biwi Kaisi Dhikti Thi,
Monti : 5 Foot 9 Inch , Sundar , Gori, 36-24-36 Aasmani Aankhe. Teri Kaisi Thi,
Bunty:- Meri Wali Ko Bhul Ja Apan To Teri Biwi Ko Hi Dhundte H.
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Nasbandhi Karne Walo Ki Team Jab,
Dobara Usi Gaon Me Pahuchi To,
Log Bole Are Kamino Pehle Aaye To Line Kaat Gaye,
The Ab Kya Meter Ukhad Ke Leke Jaoge.
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Ek Party Mein Ek Mahila Toilet Jana Chathi Thi,
Esliye Usne Rajan Se Pucha Susu Karne Ki Jangah Dikaho
Rajan Hatt Natkhat Pehle Tum Dhikao.
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Ek Nursing Home Ke Supritendent Ne Interview Ke Liye,
New Nurse Se Pucha Tumne Pehle Wali Noaukri Kyu Chodi,?
Nurse Ne Jwab Diya ; Mujhe Waha Ka Setup Pasand Nahi Aaya,
Kyunki Waha Ka Jwan Doctor Backward Tha
Or Unka Budha Doctor Forward Tha.
Ek Sharabi Ki Bhabi Ka Dehant Ho Gaya,
To Uske Risthedaro Ne Usse Pucha – ‘Kyu Bhai’
Dawa – Daaru Nahi Ki Thi Kya?
Devar Mahaseh : ‘Daaru’ Peekar Hi To Dawa Dee Thi.
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Bhabi : Waha Khadi Weh Ladki,
Hum Logo Ki Taraf Ishare Ku Kar Rahi H,
Devar: Chup, Itni Jor Se Mat Bolo,
Mein Kal Use Samjha Dunga Ki Tum Kaun Ho
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Bhabi: Meri Here(Diamond) Ki Anguti Kahi Gir Gayi.
Devar: Aaj Mere Coat Ki Jeb Mein Se Bhi 100 Rs Kho Gaye.
Khair Tumhari Ye Anguti Meri Jeb Se Mil Gayi H.
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Devar Ji: Aaj Tumhe Dekhkar Yasudas Ki Yaad Aa Jati H.
Kyu? Kya Mein Uske Jaisa Lagta Hu Ya Gaata Hu.
Nahi-Nahi.
Phir?
Dekho Jab Unka Gala Khrabh Hota H To
Weh Bhi Vicks Hi Chusta H Aur
Tum Bhi Gala Kharab Hone Par Vicks Chuste Ho
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Sunki Devar Deewar Se Kaan Lagakar Kuch Sun Rahe The,
Tabhi Bhabi Aayi, Tum Kya Sunn Rahe Ho?
Devar Bole, Tum Bhi Sun Lo.
Bhabi: Kaafi Dair Baad Tak Sunti Rahi,
Phir Boli, Mujhe To Kuch Sunai Nahi De Raha H.
Devar Bola: Mujhe Bhi Teen Mahine Se Kuch Sunai Nahi De Raha H.
Husband Wife Comedy Jokes
Devar: Kal Raat Aapke Kuto Ne Bhok-Bhok Ka Itna Shor Kiya
Ki Meri Bhabi Apne Gaane Ki Practice Bhi Nahi Kar Payi.
Padosi: Isme Kuto Ka Kya Dosh,
Shurwat To Aapki Patni Ne Hi Ki Thi.
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Ek Maths Teacher Se Uski Bhabhi Ne Kaha
Dekho Devar Ji Neelu Pure 17 Saal Ki Ho Gayi H
Uske Liye Koi Accha Sa 20 Saal Ka Ladka Dhundo.
Devar: Kaafi Din Dhundne Ke Baad 20 Saal Ka Koi Nahi Mila
Ek Kaam Karu 10-10 Saal Ke Do Dhund Lu
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Devar Stool Par Khade The Aur Deewar Par Rang Kar Rahe The
Itne Mein Unki Babhi Ji Aayi Aur Kehne Lagi
Devar Ji Sunte Ho Maine Kaha Brush Ko Majbooti Se Pakad Lo
Mein Yeh Stool Dusre Room Mein Lekar Ja Rahi Hu.
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Devar – Babhi Daanto Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaye.
Devar Bola: Mein Ek Daant Ukhadwana Chahta Hu Aap Sunn N Kare,
Aise Hi Nikal De.
Doctor Bahaduri Se Parbhavit Ho Utha Aur Bola.
Aap Badhe Himmat Wale Lagte H, Kaun Sa Daant H
Devar Piche Mudkar Bhabi Se Bola, Chalo Aage Hokar Daant Dikha Do
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Ek Aurat Ko Vote Nahi Dalne Diya
To Weh Apne Devar Ko Lekar Chunao Adhikari Ke Pass Gayi,
Jaanch Padhtal Ke Baad Pata Chala Ki
Uss Aurat Ka Naam Marne Wali List Mein Likh Rakha H,
To Weh Chikhi? Mein Jinda Khadi Hu Aurr
Iss Par Devar Ne Danta,
‘Jaban Kyu Lada Rahi Ho? Kya Itne Badhe Aadmi Juth Bolenge’
50+ Hindi Chutkule for Whatsapp
Devar Soo Rahe The Ki Ghar Mein Chor Aa Gaye
Bhabi Ne Devar Ko Unke Kamre Mein Jakar Jagaya To Devar Chilaye,
“Are Koi Mard Ka Bacha H To Na Bhage”
Yeh Sunkar Bhabi Boli, ‘Tum Bhi To Mard Ke Bache Ho?’
Devar Ne Kaha, Khoob Yaad Dilayi, Aacha Lao Chadar Lakar Udha Do
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Devar Ke Dair Se Aane Par Bhabi Boli
‘Yeh Ghar Aane Ka Waqt H’
Jaldi Mujhe Safai Do Aur Sach Sach Btana
Kitni Gf H Tumhari Devar Ji
Devar Shanti Se: Bhabi Tum Ek Baat Pehle Pakki Karlo
Ki Safai Chaye Ya Sach Baat
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Patni: Kya Tumne Kabhi Socha H,
Ki Yadi Meri Shadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jati
To Kitna Accha Hota,
Pati: Nahi.
Mein Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Soctha.
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Pati: Jaldi Chalkar Meri Patni Ka Bima Kar Do.
Agent: Tehro, Aadhe Ghante Baad Chalte H.
Pati: Wo Jal Rahi H Tab Tak To Uska Khatma Ho Jayega.
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Pati-Patni Mein Ladai Hui To Gusse Mein,
Pati Bola: Bas, Bahut Ho Gaya, Ab Sehan Nahi Hota.
Mein Nadi Mein Jakar Doob Jata Hu.
Patni: Par Tumhe To Tairna Aata H
Pati: Ha Ha, Thik H Mein Koi Aur Dhang Dhund Lunga.