Very Funny Jokes in Hindi
santa : aap mujhe sanskrit sikha do,
pandit : kyu?
santa : devtao ki bhasha hai swarg mein jarurat padegi,
pandit : agar nark gaye to?
santa : iski behan to punjabi to aati hi hai.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi for Adults
raja naukrani se : tum begam se zyada maje deti ho,
naukarani : hujur, ye to aapki meharbani hai,
warna saare naukar to kehte hai,
ki begam jyada maje deti hai.
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Dirty Funny Jokes About Santa
ek khubsurat ladki gali se jaa rahi thi,
raste mein ek saand khada tha,
usne waha khade santa se pucha,
ji ye marta hai kya?
santa : gaye ki to marta h apki pata nahi marega ya nahi.
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Joke of the Day in Hindi
Naye-Naye Doctor ne Apni Zindagi Ka
Pehla Operation Kiya.
Lekin Thodi Der Baad
Mareej Mar Gaya.
Doctor ne Deewar par tangi
Bhagwan Ki Tasweer Ki aor
Haath Jodkar Sar Jhukate Hue Puri
Shradha se Kaha
he Bhagwan Meri aor se Pehla
Tohfa Kubool Karo.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi Facebook
Maa-Baap ne Bade-Bade
Peer fakeero ko Manaya
Mandiro-Masjido me Mannat Mangi
Tab Jakar ek Beta paida hua
Aur Aaj Wahi ladka facebook Par
Neha Sharma ke Naam ki
ID Bana Raha hai.
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Funny Chutkule Hindi Mein
Nepal me Bhukamp ke
Jhatke Rukne ke Baad
Ek Saas ne Jamayi Ko Phone Kiya
Beta Bhukamp Ke Kya samachar hain?
Jamayi – Rasoyi Me Khana Bana rahi hai |
Baat Karwaun Kya ?
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Santa Banta Very Funny Joke in Hindi
Santa : Today is My Girl Friends Birthday
I am Confused About Gift ?
Banta : Give Her A Diamond Ring
Santa : No Yaar ! Tell Something Different
That She hadn’t wear till.
Banta : Give Her A Men’s Underwear.
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very Funny Joke in Hindi Santa Banta
Santa on Honeymoon (to wife):
You Are so Beautiful, I Have No Words to Say.
Father (from outside) : Beta Just say Mom
to Her rest Leave On Me, I Will Manage.
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Really Funny Joke
Lady :- Baba, My Husband Dont Love Me.
Please Tell me Some tricks.
Baba :- Beti, Do Whatsapp Fast On saturday
and on Sunday do Facebook Fast, All will be Fine.
Really Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults
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Non Veg Very Funny Joke in Hindi
girlfriend : ye sunny leone kon hai,
santa : ye sunny deol ka female roop hai,
iske bhi dhai dhai kilo ke hai,
jinko dekhne ke baad aadmi uthta nahi,
aadmi ka uth jaata hai.
hindi translation :-
गर्लफ्रेंड : ये सन्नी लीयोन कौन है,
संता : ये सन्नी देओल का फीमेल रूप है,
इसके भी ढाई ढाई किलो के है,
जिनको देखने के बाद आदमी उठता नही,
आदमी का उठ जाता है.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi
Funny Joke of the Day for Adults
sharab aur pyar me kya ristha hai,
sharab adhik peene se ladka ulti krta hai,
lekin ….
.
pyar adhik karne se ladki ulti krti hai.
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Dirty Jokes to Text Your Boyfriend
raat hogi to condom bhi duhayi dega,
tango ke bich sara jaha dikhayi dega,
ye kaam hai jaani, jara smbhalkar krna,
ek katra bhi gira to 9 mahine baad sunayi dega.
Hindi Funny Shayari and Laughing Shayaris
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi Language
bhoot 1 : tu kaise mara,
bhoot 2 : jyada thanda se, aur tu?
bhoot 1 : patni par shaq tha, pura ghar dhunda koi nahi mila,
esliye maine sharm ke maare khudkushi kr li,
bhoot 2 : fridge kholkar dekhta to aaj hum dono bhoot nahi hote.
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Non Veg Short Joke of the Day
ek mohalle me raat ke andhere mein rape ho gaya,
police : kya aap bata sakti hai ki ye kisne kiya?
ladki : jarur koi bahar ka hi tha.
itna bada hamare mohalle me kisi ka nahi hai.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi for Child
ladke wale ladki dekhne ke liye gaye,
ladke wale : ladki ne kya kiya hua hai,
ladki wale : ji isne naak me dum kiya hua hai,
din bhar whatsapp, facebook. ab aap hi ise sambhaliye.
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Funny Shayari In Hindi 140 Words
Wo aag hi kya jo lag ke badhe nahi,
Wo nasha hi kya jo sar pe chade nahi,
Nahi banta tab tak koi sachha aashiq,
Jab tak ishq mein do chaar usse pade nahi.
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Jokes On Kanjusi In Hindi
khud ko karo kanjus itna
ki har sms bhejne se pehle,
service centre wale khud call karke puche,
.
.
kya aap sach mein ise bhejna chahte hai,
ya sending fail kr du.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi 140 Words
Husband : Meri wife gum ho gayi Hai,
Post-Master : dikhta nahi ye post office hai,
Police Station jao.
Husband : Maaf kijiye postmaster ji khusi
mein smajh hi nahi aa raha kidhr jaun.
Funny Joke in Hindi for Whatsapp
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Most Funny Jokes In Hindi For Girl
aaj barso purani mohabbat bazaar mein dekhi,
farq sirf itna tha.
uska @figure kharab tha
aur
mera @liver
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi
Very Funny Joke in Hindi for Whatsapp
Dr : aapko kya bhimari hai,
marij :- pehle aap wada karo ki hansoge nahi,
Dr :- Ok.. promise nahi hansunga
marij :- apni lulli nikali jo machis ki tili jitni patli thi.
dr : ko ye sab dekhte hi hasi aane lagi gayi.
marij : aapne waada kiya tha aap nahi hasoge.
dr : sorry, ab takleef btao kya hai,
marij : doctor sahab, yeh suj gayi hai,
dr : hahaahha bhag ja bh0sdi ke, tu aaya hi hasane ke liye hai.
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Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends
Special Recipe
एक कटोरा लो,
उसमें कुछ अंगूर लो,
अब एक अंगूर मुँह में डालो,
अब आइना देखो,
डिश तैयार।
डिश का नाम:
लंगूर के मुँह में अंगूर।
Funny Jokes
Funny Jokes to Make People Laugh
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Joke of the Day for Kids
ek macchar pareshan baitha tha,
dusre ne pucha “kya hua”
pehle bola : yaar ghazab ho raha hai
chuedani mein chue, sabundani mein sabun,
magar macchardani mein aadmi so raha hai.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi 140 Character
Patient : dr sahab subah uth kar saans lene mein taqleef hoti hai,
dr : kitne baje uthte ho ?
patient : 9 bajeDr : jaldi utha karo. ramdev subah
5 baje uthkar saari oxygen kich leta hai.
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Really Very Funny Joke In Hindi
ek pagal bhais ke upar baithkar ghum raha tha,
dusra pagal bola : tujhe police pakdegi,
pehla pagal : kyu
dusra pagal : abe helmet kyu nahi pehna
pehla pagal : abe niche dekh, four wheeler pe hu aaj.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi for Girlfriend
itna to bagula bhi machli pakadne,
ki liye choch nahi nikalta hoga,
.
.
jitna ladkiya aajkal selfie lene ke
samay honth nikalti hai.
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Funny Jokes In Hindi For Whatsapp
usne mujhse pucha,
chahoge mujhe kab tak.
maine bhi muskura ke keh diya,
deti rahogi tab tak.
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Joke of the Day for Work
Teacher : dekho duniya hai.
Student : aap bol rahe hai esliye likh rahi hu,
warna mera baap to kehta hai ki duniya “madarchod” hai.
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Very Funny Jokes in Hindi Collection
Teacher board par likh rahi thi,
pappu : madam, aapka whisper niche gir gaya,
teacher ne ghabra kar niche dekha aur kaha,
haramjaade ise dustor kehte hai.
Funny Whatsapp Chutkule & Comedy Jokes
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very funny joke in hindi ever
एक डॉक्टर का सवाल- टूथ ब्रश कितने समय बाद रिटायर किया जाता है।
चाइनीज- एक हफ्ता
ब्रिटिश- एक महीना
अमेरीकन- तीन महीने
भारतीय- इंडिया में तो टूथ ब्रश कभी भी रिटायर नहीं होता।
डॉक्टर – वो कैसे?
भारतीय- इंडिया में टूथ ब्रश सब से पहले दांत साफ करने के काम आता है,
फिर हेयर कलर करने के काम आता है,
उसके बाद मशीन की सफाई के काम आता है और जब उसक
बाल गिर जाते है तो पाजामें में नाड़ा डालने के काम आता है।
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi
Very Funny Joke in Hindi Non Veg
bhojpuri pati suhagraat ko apni pati se bola,
aaj to ham tumhare maa chod debe.
bhojpuri patni apna gaghra utha ke boli,
aur iko ka tumhar baapu aayi ke chodi.
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Funny Jokes in Hindi 140 Character
Santa Ki Shadi Ek Nurse Se Hui.
Banta : Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai bhai ji?
Santa : Puch Mat Yaar kya btau.
Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho Bolti Hi Nahi.
Latest Funny Dirty Jokes in Hindi
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Collection of Most Funny Jokes For Kids
Pappu : Daaru peete peete rone laga,
Sunda : Kya hua kyu roo rahe ho pappu bhai?
Pappu : Yaar kya karu jis ladki ko bhulane ke liye,
subah se piye ja raha hu, uska naam yaad nahi aa raha.
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funny jokes for kids in hindi
ek chota baccha achanak parents ke bedroom mein ghus gaya,
aur waha sab kuch dekhkar bola.
khud to jo marji aaye wo chuso,
aur mujhe anghuta chusne par itna marte ho.
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Dirty Funny Jokes in Hindi
Salesgirl : sorry . aap yaha smoke nahi kr skte.
customer : par maine ciggrete to yahi se li hai,
salesgirl : sar hum to condom bhi bechte hai,
par iska matlab ye nahi ki aap yaha wo bhi krne lag jao.
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Latest Funny Jokes For Children In Hindi
Pappu : papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai,
papa : abhi nahi beta baad me dekhna,
Pappu : kyu abhi dekhne me kya ho jayega.
Papa : beta abhi bandar SmS Padhne me busy hai.
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Mam : bacho jinda rehne ke liye kya jaruri hai.
kid : mam aapko itna bhi nahi pata.
“jinda rehne ke liye teri kasam,
ek mulaqat jaruri h sanam”
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi Ever
khali haath aaye the aap
khali haath jaayenge aap,
hame’n sms na kar ke,
kitne paise bachayenge aap.
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Pati Patni Jokes in Hindi 140 Words
Patni : jaanu, kya m aapke sapno mein aati hu,
pati : nahi, kabhi nahi.
patni : kyu ?
pati : yaar, main hanuman chalisa padh ke sota hu.
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Pati Patni Very Funny Joke in Hindi
monu : yaar meri biwi bahhut gussa krti hai
sonu : meri bhi pehle krti thi ab nahi krti,
monu : tumne kya kiya tha bhai?
sonu: ek din gusse me thi,
maine keh diya ki budape me gussa aa hi jata hai,
ab to tej awaaj mein baate bhi nahi krti
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi
Funny Chutkule in Hindi
ladke wale ladki dekhne ke liye gaye,
ladke wale :- ladki ne kya kiya hua hai,
ladki wale : ji isne hamare naam me dum kiya hua h,
jab dekhi whatsapp, facebook mein lagi rehti hai.
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Double Meaning Funny Jokes for Girlfriend
Girlfriend : ye suhag raat mein kya hota hai,
pappu : bas ye smjh lo ki 3 no ki juti mein,
7 no ka paon dalna hota hai.
girlfriend : fir kya hota hai?
pappu : uske baad juti 7 number ki ho jati hai,
aur paon 3 number ka ho jata hai.
Cute Loving Status in Hindi for FB
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Santa Banta jokes on facebook
santa : tera bhai aajkal kya kar raha hai.
banta : ek dukaan kholi thi, par ab jail me band hai,
santa : wo kyu ?
banta : dukan hathose se kholi thi usne.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi Sms
santa roti ka ek tukda khud kha raha tha,
aur ek paas baithi murgi ko khila rha tha,
banta : ye kya kr raha hai,
santa : chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
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Funny Comedy Jokes In Hindi
doctor : kaise aana hua,
marij : doctor sahab, tabiyat thik nahi hai,lever mein dard ho raha hai,
doctor : daaru peete ho?
marij : ha ji, par chota pack hi banana.
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Short Very Funny Joke in Hindi
pati : tumhare baap ki jale pe,
namak chidkane ki aadat gayi nahi,
patni : kyu kya hua ?
pati : aaj fir se puch raha tha ki meri,
beti se shadi krke kush to ho na.
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Pati Patni Jokes for Whatsapp In Hindi
Patni : jaanu, kya m tumhare sapno me aati hu,
pati : nahi
patni : kyu, kya m sapno me bhi acchi nahi lagti.
Pati : nahi wo kya hai na m hanuman chalisa padh ke sota hu.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi
ek ladka ram mandir gaya aur waha jakar rone laga,
ram : kya hua baccha.
ladka : meri.. girlfriend kho gayi hai.
ram : pass wale hanuman mandir jaake FIR krwa de.
meri bhi usi ne dhundi thi.
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Funny SmS Jokes for Girlfriend In Hindi
Girlfriend : jaanu, mere ghar par koi nahi h aa jao,
boy : shocked, kya ………………..yaar abhi to lauta hu tumhare ghar se.
Girlfriend : Sorry, yaar fir tumhe hi lag gaya kya.
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Very Funniest Jokes Ever in Hindi
Pappu railway station par khada tha.
tabhi ek ladki train se utri aur pappu se pucha,
ladki : ye konsa station hai ?
pappu : hasa, jor jor se has ke bola,
ye railway station hai pagli.
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Very Funny Comedy Joke in Hindi
ek andha aadmi army mein bharti ke liye gaya,
major : tum andhe ho tum mere kis kaam aaoge,
andha : andhadund fireing ke liye.
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Very Funny Joke in Hindi
ek ladki ki t-shirt pe railway track chapi hui thi,
pappu use gaur se dekh raha tha.
ladki : kabhi railway track nahi dekhi hai kya,
pappu : railway track par speed breaker pehli baar dekh raha hu.
