Latest Whatsapp Jokes and Images
Biwi: jo aadmi roj raat ko sharab peekar aata h,
uske liye mere maan mein bilkul bhi hamdardi nahi h.
pati: jise roj sharab pine ko milti ho,
use kisi ki hamdardi ki jarurat nahi hoti.
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Whatsapp Jokes Message in Hindi
Do desho mein yudh ke dauran hamle se bachne ke liye,
jaise hi hawayi hamle ka siren baje fauran bank mein jaiye,
aur ek crore ruppe ka karja bank se le li lijiye.
Aur ghar aakar aram se so jaiye.
Fir bank wale aapki khud suraksha karenge.
Hindi Translations:- Latest Whatsapp Jokes
दो देशो में युध के दौरान हमले से बचने के लिए,
जैसे ही हवाई हमले का साइरन बजा कि फ़ौरन बॅंक में जाइए,
और एक करोड़ का कर्ज़ा बॅंक से ले ली लीजिए.
और घर आकर आराम से सो जाइए.
फिर बॅंक वाले आपकी खुद सुरक्षा करेंगे.
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Funny Joke in Hindi for Whatsapp
Whatsapp V/s Facebook Jokes
Pati: mera accident ho gaya h bahut khoon aa raha h,
patni: bahar hi rehna jab tak thik na ho jaye.
Maine abhi abhi farash dhoya h.
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Whatsapp Latest Good Jokes
Maine ek naya drink bnaya h.
yeh dudh, gulocose aur sharab ko mix karke bana h.
dudh aapko Shakti deta h, glucose apme furtilapan lata h.
aur sharab….?
sharab tumhe yeh btati h ki tumhe apni Shakti aur furti kaha paryog karni h.
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Ek goan ka aadmi Mumbai ghumne ke baad,
wapas apne gaon pahucha to logo ne pucha- are Mumbai kaisi h bhai?
goan ka aadmi bola: ab kya btaye tumhe,
Mumbai to bahut acchi h par waha ki sarkar kanjus h,
ek driver ki salary bachane ke liye bus par bus rakhkar chalti h.
hindi translation :- Latest Whatsapp Jokes
एक गाँव का आदमी मुंबई घूमने के बाद,
वापस अपने गाँव पहुँचा तो लोगो ने पूछा- अरे मुंबई कैसी है भाई?
गाँव का आदमी बोला: अब क्या ब्ताए तुम्हे,
मुंबई तो बहुत अच्छी है पर वहाँ की सरकार कंजूस है,
एक ड्राइवर की सॅलरी बचाने के लिए बस पर बस रखकर चलती है.
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Whatsapp Jokes to Impress a Girl
Do Ladkio ki aapas mein baat chit.
pehli : Mein tumhari tarah apne pati mein kabhi burai nahi dhundti.
Dusri : Ha jab burayi saaf najar aati ho to dhundne ka kya faida.
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पुरुष क्या चाहता है अपनी होने वाली घरवाली में
Latest Whatsapp Hilarious Jokes
Ek aadmi ne ek lekakh ke nobel ki bahut aalochna ki.
Lekakh gusse mein uska patar lekar uske ghar gaya aur bola-
aapne aaj tak koi nobel likha h nahi na to kisi ki aalochna,
kaise likh sakte ho aadmi: agar mein murgi ki tarah anda,
nahi de sakta to kya hua, oomlet ke bare mein murgi se jyada janta hu.
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Funny Chutkule Hindi Me
Ek baar ek aadmi apne kutte ko lekar hotel ke ander gaya,
Manager bola- iss gadhe ko apne sath ku laye ho ?
aadmi: pagal hue ho yeh gadha nahi kutta h,
manager- chup raho, mein tumse nahi kutte se baat kar raha hu.
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Whatsapp Unique Jokes On Santa
santa ji, kya baat h aapke piche kutte pade h,
or aap hai ki hase hi ja rahe hai ?
santa : ji dekhiye na, mere pass sim airtel ka h aur,
Vodafone ka network mera pitcha kar raha h.
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Whatsapp Jokes Shayari in Hindi
Ek aadmi badhi der tak bolne ke baad jab stage se niche utra,
to ek firangi news reporter ne pucha,
aapke yaha to neta bahut der-der tak bolte h,
tab uss, aadmi ne muskura kar jawab diya,
netaji to abhi aayenge. Abhi to mick testing chal rahi thi.
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Whatsapp Jokes Message in Hindi
Bunty: Kya tumhare pati din mein kisi bhi waqt bhagwan ka naam lete h.
Babli: ha we roj khana khane se pehle bhagwan ka naam lete h.
Babli: khana khane se pehle ku?
Bunty: we kehte h bhagwan ! aaj phir hari sabji.
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Latest Hindi Comedy Jokes
Gadhe ka bacha badha hokar gadha banta h,
ullu ka ullu, kutte ka kutta, or sher ka sher,
Lekin aadmi me ye khass baat h ki,
wo badha hokar ullu bhi ban sakta h kutta, gadha or sher bhi.
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Funny Jokes to Make People Laugh
Jokes on Santa Banta
Santa: apni biwi se santo jo tu padh rahi h na wo newspaper ulta h.
santo: santa ji kisne kaha mein padh rahi hu mein to sirf photo dekh rahi hu.
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Latest Whatsapp Jokes Teacher and Student
Teacher class mein students ko history padha rahi thi.
Subject tha babar ki bharat par chadayi aur panipat ki pehli ladayi.
ekdum teacher ne pappu se pucha- pappu, babar bharat mein kis year mein aaya tha.
pappu khade hokar bola- jee pata nahi
teacher: kya tumhari aaknhe kamjor hai ya dhayn kahi aur hai,
samne board se dekhkar padh nahi sakte?
pappu: mam, mein soch raha tha ki yeh uska phone number h.
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Latest Whatsapp Best Jokes
santo :- doctor batate h ki pagalkhane mein aadmi aurato se 70% jyada h.
santa :- par doctor ne yeh nahi likha hoga ki iska shreh kise jata h.
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New Jokes In Hindi Language
Wakil sahab apne ladke ko kaabil insaan bnane ke liye,
use juth bolna sikha rahe the.
Ek din apne lakde ki pariksha lene ki garj se unhone kaha,
beta agar meri baat khtam hote hi,
tum koi juth bologe to mein tumhe 5 ruppe dunga!
Ladka- lekin abhi abhi to aapne 500 ruppe dene ki baat kahi thi.
Latest Whatsapp Jokes
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Hindi Latest Whatsapp Jokes On Banta
Banto: maa ki baat manti to aaj ye din dekhne ko nahi mila.
kitna mana kiya tah ki tum jaise nikatu se shadi na karu.
Banta: sach pathar padhe meri akal par.
Mein uss bhali aurat ke bare mein yuhi soctha raha ki . weh mujse chidti h.
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Funny Jokes On Dancer
Ek bar dancer jo apne kaam se mashur thi.
Waha ek aadmi use aate jate ghurta tha.
Dancer se bhi sehan n hua. Or use boli agar
tumne battamiji ki to apne pati ko bula lungi.
Kaha gaye h aapke pati. Dancer angdayi lete hue
1 mahine ke liye ghar se bahar.
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Double Meaning Latest Whatsapp Jokes
Britain ki yaatra kar k eek aadmi club ko sab kuch bta raha tha,
ki waha hafte mein bill aate h. dudd, parchun sab , wo salary bhi,
masik hi milt h.
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tabhi ek aadmi or ladki.
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Latest Whatsapp Group Jokes
Santa: apne sath ek ladki ko lekar jaa raha tha,
raste mein banta mila ye ladki kaun h,
santa: meri cousion h. banta ne ghurte hu puche cousion h.
santa: ku ho nahi sakti kya,
Banta: kyu nahi ho sakti thode din pehle meri bhi cousion hi thi.
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Whatsapp Romantic Jokes in Hindi
Patni ke marne ke baad uske chita ke pass akela baitha tha,
Tabhi tej aandhi ke sath bearish hone lagi,
Pati ne uthkar khidki band kar li tabhi bijli kadakne ki awaaj aayi,
Pati ne khidki khoil or aasman ke taraf dektehe hue.
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Lagta h upar pachuch gayi.
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Husband Wife Jokes In Hindi
Patni apne kisi chahne wale ke sath ghar mein maujh masti kar rahi thi,
jab uska pati ghar par nahi tha. Achanak uska pati ghar aa gaya.
Uski patni uss aadmi ke upar leti hui thi.
Ye dekh wo san reh gya. Wo kuch bolta usse pehle hu uski biwi.
Hadd h aap ki bhi. Kabhi to haste –muskurate raha karo.
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Latest Whatsapp Jokes On Fauji
Fauji : maidam yaha tairna mana h.
babli: jab mein kapde utar rahi thi tab mana ku nahi kiya.
Fauji : kapde nikalna mana nahi h.
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Latest Whatsapp Funny Jokes in Hindi
Ek aurat padosan se boli 5 ghante ho gaye mere pati ko,
sabji kharidne bazar gaye h.abhi tak nahi lote.
Mujhe chinta ho rahi h.
padosan : iss mein chinta ki kya baat h apne padosi ko pata lo.
father ne church mein updesh diya tha.
maine kaha mein to karti hu father lekin uski biwi aitraj karti h.
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Latest Whatsapp Jokes Collection in Hindi
Santa : mummy Maine apka kaha maankar school se aate,
samay khali tiffin preeti didi ko dena band kar diya h.
mummy : yeh to bahut acchi baat h aakir tumne apni aadat badal hi dali.
santa :– ha, mummy, Ab mein tiffin apne bag mein rakhkar bag didi ko de deta hu.
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Latest Whatsapp Dirty Jokes in Hindi
Ghar mein kaam kar rahe bijli wale ko.
Mein tumhe pehle samjha rahi hu.
Ek ghante mein mera pati ghar aa jayega.
lekin madam: mein to kuch bhi nahi kar raha hu, aadmi ghabrakar bola.
esliye to tumhe bata rai ho.
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Hindi Whatsapp Jokes On Landlord
Malkin ne rajpal yadav se kaha- dekho rajpal jab bhi tumhe,
kisi room mein jana ho to pehle darwaja kharkata liya karo.
Kya pata mein kiss haal mein hu.
rajpal: mujhe darwaja khatkatane ki jarurat nahi hoti.
Mein pehle kahi gharo mein kaam kar chukka hu,
eye hol se sab kuch dekhkar hi ander aata hu.
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Shayari on Missing Someone You Love
Lover Hindi Jokes for Whatsapp
Premi : aaj maine duniya ka sabse badha murkh dekha.
premika : tum kisi seeshe ke aage gaye the kya.
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Hindi Funny Latest Whatsapp Jokes
Ek sabha mein ek padre ne kaha – mujhe pata h ki iss sabha mein ek aadmi
aisa h jo kisi dusre aadmi ki satri ke sath sota h.
agar usne daanpatar mein 100/- na dale to mein uska naam sabko bata dunga.
baad mein dekhne par malum padha ki danpatar bilkul bhara hua h.
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Whatsapp Jokes Latest in Hindi
Santo badi pareshan thi jo aata tha bache usse itrake kehte the,
hum minister ke bache h. to santo ne unhe samjhaya aisa mat kaha karo.
Buri baat h.
dusre din minister ka ek dost ghar aaya: bacho se laad karte,
hue unhone pucha kya tum minister shahb ke bete ho.?
ek jhat se bola: ji hum to yahi samjate h lekin kal hi maa ne mana kar diya,
ki hum minister sahab ke bache nahi h,
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Whatsapp Ultimate Jokes
Judge: tumhe bai- ijjat bari kiya jata h.
kyunki jo scooter churane ka aarop tum par lagaya tha
use koi sach sabit nahi kar paya.
chor: kush hokar. Iska matlab h ab ye scooter mera ho gaya.
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I Miss You Messages for Him and Her
New Whatsapp Jokes on Friendship
Maa: kmabhakat tum 6 saal ki ho or itni wahaiyat harkat karti ho ,
to fauran mere sir ka ek baal safed ho jata h.
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beti: ohoh! Mein ab samjhi ki nani ke saare baal safed ku h.
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Latest Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi
ek baar santa santo mein jagda ho gaya. Or ek duse se ladne lage.
santa: maine tumhe banarasi shadi dilwayi.
santo: tumne mujhe pehante hue dekha,
santa: maine tumhe sone kei anghuti di,
santo: tumne mera hathpakadkar meri ungli mein pehnayi.
santa: maine tumhare make up ka bil diya.
santo: tumne mujhe kiss kiya
santa: maine tumhe har jahag siar karayi,
santo: tumn mere sath mauj masti bhi to ki h.
