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Pati: muhe tumhare bhai ke gumraah hone ki kabhar mili h
patni: aisa kaisa ho sakta h mera bhai to badha nek h.
pati: kabhi to meri baat ka vishwas kiya karo. Yeh dekho uski shadi ka card.
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Ek bhakat subah mandir gaya bhagwan ke darshan karne,
Aur cycle wahi bhul aaya.
Yaad aane par dodta hua gaya,
Uski cycle wahi salamat thi.
Iss par kush hokar weh dobara bhagwan ke samne hath jodne gaya.
Lekin jab wapas aaya to cycle gayab thi.
Jai ho ghante wale bhagwan ki
Mil Gaya Baba Ji Ka Thulu
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Do bewkoof ek naav mein safar kar rahe the,
tabhi nadi men tufan shuru hua to,
ek ghabrakar bola- ye naav doob jayegi to?
dusra: dubne de.
Inn saalo ne kiraya bahut badha rakha h. ab maja aayega.
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Banta: Mera dhanda bigad raha h meri nurse ki wajah se
santa: acha wo kaise?
banta: maine apne kahi marijo ko kehte suna tha ki
unki aadhi bimari to nurse ki muskurahat se thik ho jati h.
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Judge ne ek chor ko ghurte hue dekha aur bola,
ki tum to 3 saal pehle bhi adalat mein pesh hue the,
or yahi pent chori karne ke chakkar mein.
chor: ji ha hujur ek pent aur kitne saal chalegi.
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Patni: shadi se pehle to aap mujhe bahut gift diya karte the.
pati: shikar ke baad kya koi shikari shikar ko kuch ko dana dalta h.
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Ek Aurat ki aankh sooji hui thi
padosan: kua hua
aurat : pati ne mara
padosan: lekin tumhare pati to delhi gaye hue the,
Aurat : maine bhi yahi socha tha. Lekin wo bed ke niche nikle.
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Ek film director ne heroine ko film ka seen samjhate hue btaye,
tumhe nadi mein girne se hero bachayega aur ,
apne kandhe par uthakar nadi tat wale daak bangle mein le jayenge,
heroine ne gambir hokar kaha- tab, uske baad waha kon bachayega?
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Talak ke case mein patni ne judge se kaha- mera pati bilkul lafanga h.
ise raat din bas juhe ki padi rehti h.
aur to chodo ise shadi ki taarik tak yaad nahi h.
pati: sab juth h. mujhe acchi tarah yaad h
uss din maine 6 number ke ghode par paisa lagaya tha.
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Santo :- akhir tum itni pareshan ku ho.
banto :- raat main eek sapne dekha h. or sapne me mere pati kisi ladki ke ssath hath meikn hath daal ke bahar ghum rahe the.
santo:- tum itni pareshan ku ho rahi ho wo sirf sapna tha.
banto: jab mere sapne mein wo aise kar sakte h to apne sapno mein kya karte honge.
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Office mein kaam karne wali recipenist silk ki ek dress layi jo kaafi patli thi,
Aur apne office friend ko dikha rahi thi- ye dekho mere new silk ki dress.
pankaj : tum bhi kamal karti ho yaar ye to transparent h
aar-paar ka sab kuch dikh raha h.
reception wali ladki: tum bhi ajib ho pankaj,
mein jab ise pehnungi to aar-paar kaise dikhega.
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Santa : Mere samjh mein nahi aa raha ki
mein dentist banu ya kaan ka doctor
banta: isme sochne ki kya baat h. ye to badhi sidhi si baat h.
santa: kaise.?
banta: ki aadmi ke keval 32 daat hote h. aur kaan sirf 2. Ab khud hi soch lo.
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Hotel manager: humare yaha sab kuch aapko ghar jaisa hi milega.
aapke rehne aur khane ka intjaam bilkul thik dang se ho gaya h.
aadmi ghabrakar bola: tab to mein chala.
Ghar se ubbkar to mein yaha rehne aaya tha.
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ek budhi aurat apni saheli se.
janti ho kal ek lakde ne mujhe chand kaha.
dusri : acha kaise
Mein kal apni ladki ke sath jaa rahi thi to
ek ladke ne meri beti ko dekhkar kaha- mast chand ka tukda h bilkul.
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Ek bacha khoob maar pitayi karke school se aaya.
Uski maa ne uska kharoncho se bhara chehra dekha to gusse mein boli.
tumne fir kisi se ladai ki h na? maine tumhe kitni baar samjhaya h
ki kabhi bhi ladai karne se pehle 10 tak ginti gina karo.
bacha: mujhe pata h.
lekin dusre ladke ki maa ne use sirf 3 tak ginti karne ko kaha tha.
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English ke teacher ne student se pucha,
bacho mein station nahi pahuch saka,
kyunki meri taxi kharab ho gayi thi- iski English bnao.
student: sir riksha pakad lete. Iski English ku banwa rahe ho.
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Makan malik: bhai tum char din mein mera makan khali kar dena.
Aise kirayedaro se mein tang aa gaya.
kirayedar: bas itni si baat hum saal ke aakhiri 4 dino mein khali kar denge
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Ek aadmi sadak par bilkul nanga jaa raha tha.
Usne apne kapde apne kandhe par rakh liye.
Tabhi use ek sipahi ne roka aur kaha- tum nange kyu ghum rahe ho,
jab tumhare pass kapde h to?
aadmi: are kapde to h lekin pehanne ki jagah to nahi h
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doctor patient se: tum bahut jyada bimar ho chuke the.
Mein to yahi kahunga ki tum apni aantarik Shakti ke karan hi thik hue ho.
patient : thik h doctor ji. Mujhe aasha h,
aap apni fees ka bil bnate samay bhi iss baat ka dhyan rakhenge.
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Ek aadmi salesman ki naukri ke liye gaya
Dukandar : kya aapko bachpan se hi juth bolne ki aadat h,
sajjan-ji nahi.
dukandar- ji nahi.
dukandar: to maaf kijiye. Tab aap humari dukan par salesman ka kaam nahi kar sakte.
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Ek aadmi pandit je eke pass pahucha aur dukhi mann se bola-
meri patni marr gayi h antim sanskar karwane chalo.
pandit: lekin jajman abhi do saal pehle to maine tumhari
patni ka antim sankar karwaya tha.
aadmi: maine dobara shadi kar li thi.
oh! Mujhe nahi malum tha. Bhdayi ho.
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Ek aadmi ek baar paidal ghumne nikle unh eek aadmi mile.
Wo unse jalte the. Unko dekhkar unhone apne paan khaye
hue daato ka pardarshan kiya aur pucha- aaj aap paidal ja rahe h,
kya aapne apni car bechdi.
uss aadmi ne haste hua kaha, nahi nahi, aaj yu hi paidal ghumna chahte the,
Par mohdeh aap hamesha iss raste se apni patni ke sath ghumne jate h,
aaj wo aapke sath nahi h, kya aapne unhe bhi bech diya h.
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EK aadmi jo nashe mein ladkadate hue bar se bahar nikle,
we apni car mein baithne lage to police wala teji se unki seat tak pahucha,
Usne pucha kahi aapka drivng ka irada to nahi h.
to kya tum chahte ho ki mein aisi halat mein paidal ghar pahuchu.
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Ek dhani aadmi ne apne bete ki shadi ka local samachar
patharo mein yeh Add diya. Mere bete ke liye ek aisi patni chaiye,
jo accha khana bnati ho or saadgi se rehti ho.
Dusre din uss dhani aadmi ke gate par naukarniyo ki line lagi thi.
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Ek chor ki saja puri ho rahi thi. Agle din riha hone wala tha,
Uske ek sathi ne pucha- jail se nikalte hi tum pehla kaam kya karoge,?
chor: ji tourch kharidunga.
Pichli baar maine andhere mein torch ki jagah radio chalu kar diya tha.
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Doctor : Santo se 3 tarah ki goliya dete hue kaha,
lal goli subha, pili dophar, aur hari raat ko 3 glass pani ke sath lena.
Thik ho jaogi,
santo: aakhir mujhe hua kya h?
doctor: kuch nahi. Tum pani kam peeti ho.
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Ek baccha rote hue police min complain likhwane ke liye gaya.
police wala: kya hua.
bacha: meri mummy kho gayi h.
police: koi baat nahi beta ro mat chalo apni mummy ke pehchan btao
bacha: jo unke sath ladka h wo mere jaisa h.
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Ek Dadi uss mohalle mein nayi-nayi gayi thi,
Mohalle mein rashan aur kirane ki ek hi dukan thi.
Uss dukan par jakar dukandar se boli- tum hamara udhar khata khol lo,
tumhare rashan wagerah ke paise ek sath mil jayenge.
acchi baat h. dukandar ne permanent grahak milne par
khush hokar kaha- aap 30 taarikh ko udhar chukka dena.
Dadi : ha jarur lekin 30 February ko
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Santo : mera pati neend mein badbadata h.
tumhara to aisa nahi karta na behan?
banto: mera to usse bhi bura karta h,
wo to neend mein bolte bhi nahi h.
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Santa ne banta se pucha – kya kha rahe ho tumhare
chehre se lag raha h badha swadist chij kha rahe ho.
santa: akal ki dawa.
banta: thodi si mujhe bhi de do.
santa: jarur lo tumhe iski jarurat bhi h.
banta : khate hi bola ye to good h,
santa: h na chamatkari dawa! Khate hi budhi bhi aa gayi.
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Maa : yaha mere samne khade hokar mujhe btao ki tumhare kitne number aaye h.
Pappu : khada nahi hua jata maa,
maa : kyu nahi hua jata.
Pappu : maa abhi pitaji ko number btaye the.
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Ek baar do makhiya film dekhkar laut rahi thi.
Unme se ek ne kaha- aaj garmi bahut jyada h
udne ka mann nahi kar raha h.
dusri ne kaha: koi baat nahi. Ek kutta kar lete h.
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Shersingh ne lala dhaniram ki aur apni raifel tante hue kaha- khabardar!
Jo ek awaaj bhi nikli. Mein tumhari patni ka apharan karke le jar aha hu.
isne jo jewar pehan rakhe h, usi par santosh kar lo babu ji.
Patni ko le jakar jab tak jinda rahoge pacthaoge.
kyu ye deti nahi h kya : ?????? khana
ha nahi deti jis din se ise iske pita ke ghar se laya hu,
aaj 20 saal beet gaye, abhi tak pactha raha hu.
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Hey bhagwan, raksha karna. Ramesh ji ne subah subah mein,
khana khane ke baad dono hath jodkar bhagwan se prathna ki.
uske she karmchari: Ramesh ji , aap rojana lunch mein isi tarah prathna kyu kiya karte h.
bhai baat yeh h ki sham ko khana to mein khud apne hatho se banata hu.
Lekin Subah ka khana patni ke hatho ka bana hua khata hu.
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Aadmi ne bhagwan se pucha: tumhe aurat ko itna najuk kyu bnaya?
bhagwan: taaki tum use pyar karo.
aadmi: aur itna aakrshak ku bnaya?
bhagwan: taaki tum use pyar kar sako.
aadmi: magar use itna bewkoof ku bnaya?
bhagwan: taaki wo tumhe pyar kar sake.
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Santa: aise jeevan se to accha h mein marr jaun,
bhagwan tu mujhe utha le.
santo: hey prabhu! Inse pehle mujhe utha le
santa: parbhu! Tu isi ki sun, mein apni arji wapas leta hu.
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Shikar karne ke liye jungal jate samay ek sajjan
apne bete ko bhi sath lete gaye, jungal mein rasta
bhul jane ke karan we raat tak bhatkate rahe phir
apne bete se bole- mein to rasta bhul gaya hu.
Tu kyu bematlab bhatak raha h? ghar kyu nahi chala jata.
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Teacher: santa
santa; ji sir ji
teacher: kya tumhare mohalle mein koi aadmi paida hua h.
santa: humare mohalle mein to sab bache hi paida hote h.
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Santa: kyu bhai udas kyu baithe ho?
banta: ha yaar! Meri patni ne mujhe notice diya h
ki agar maine sharab nahi chodi to weh mujhe chodkar chali jayegi.
santa: kitne afsos ki baat h.
banta: ha yaar, bahut bhali aurat h mujhe bahut yaad karegi.
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Santa banta se: jab mein marr jau to samne wale pariwar ko jarur bulana.
banta: kyu?
santa: unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat ke roti h.
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Mahila: Doctor sahab, kya mein injection lagwane ke baad thik ho jaungi.?
doctor: 100% aap thik ho jayengi.
Survey ke anusar iss injection se 5 mein se kewal 1 thik hota h
or aap se pehle 4 marr chuke h.
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Ek bus mein ticket rate the 50,70,100. Ek aadmi ne pucha jab
sab seat ek si h to fir farq ku. Conductor bola raste mein pata chalega.
Uss aadmi ne 50 wala ticket le liya. Bus chali or aadhe raste mein khrabh ho gayi.
Tab conductor bola. 100 rs ticket wale baithe raho 70 wale niche utar kar khade ho jao.
Or 5 wale jab tak bus start nahi ho jati dhakka lagate raho.
